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Jokes

  • Twelve Minutes

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    A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver’s seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked…

  • So Fat #6

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    Yo mamma is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck in the sky.

  • Misunderstanding

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    Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly. “Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025…

  • Texas Dumb Laws

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    It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. It is unlawful for a person to consume an…

  • Simple Phrase

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    The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don’t speak the same language. For instance, take the simple phrase “secure the building”. The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines will kill everyjoke inside and…

  • Funny English Signs From Around the World

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    Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an ‘E’ for Effort. We hope you enjoy them. In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to…

  • No Half Measures

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    One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed…

  • Traffic Light

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    One day a blond from Cali decides to move take a trip to North Carolina to see her brunette friend. Of course, being a blond, she assumes that NC is like a whole different country. When she gets there her friend is driving her back to the house. The blond asks “Do those traffic lights…

  • PEANUTS

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    Did you hear about the two peanuts who got mugged on their walk down the street? They were assaulted

  • Capricorn

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    You might be a redneck if… You have ever had to get up quickly in the morning in order to let the goat out before she dropped raisins on the kitchen floor.

  • DEAD! THEY’RE ALL DEAD! Must Read Before YOU Die!

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    wocka is dead. no one comments anymore. no one submits jokes anymore. Can someone fix these glitches?- -when I write a comment and click on submit, half the time, the comment is not posted no matter how many times I try to re-post. -Even if I select “show all” for the full comments list, the…

  • A Farmer Lived on a Quiet…

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    A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up to an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the sheriff’s office and…