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Jokes

  • Dating

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    I’m trying computer dating, at least I’m not getting dumped… but I do get deleted.

  • Geese and Ducks

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    Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his rear.

  • Black Priest

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    What’s a Black Priest called? Holy Shit!

  • 16 More W K Than B K on a P

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    16 more white keys than black keys on a piano.

  • Rabbits

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    What did the male rabbit buy the female rabbit for her birthday? 14 carrot gold!

  • No, YOU Guess!

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    A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, “Guess who?” The controller switched the field lights off and replied, “Guess where!”

  • That 70s Show

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    This is the conversation from “That 70s Show” when Fez first “does it.” Note: If you have never seen the show, these are, you guessed it, teenagers. Fez: Knock-knock. Kelso: Who’s there? Fez: I did it! *Everyone claps* Kelso: Wait, wait, I wanna hear this. I did it who? Eric: Wait a minute…this isn’t like…

  • The Ultimate Computer

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    The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company’s production line. When the guided tour arrived, a salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. “This baby here,” he said, “is the Ultimate Computer. Ask it any question you wish and it will give you an intelligent answer.” A smartass stepped forward…

  • Ice

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    A blonde is eating out at a very fancy restaurant with her family. Right then she sees an ice carving of a dolphin by the wall. She says to the waiter, “I love that ice carving, but what do you do with it when it melts?”

  • Yudare

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    Knock knock. Who’s there? Yudare. Yudare who? You dare to disturb me,while I am sleeping?

  • Ark and Titanic

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    Professionals built the Titanic. An amateur built the ark.

  • Dog Goes to a Telegram Office…

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    A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” The dog replied, “But that would make…