Jokes
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Mince Pie
in JokesA man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor. As soon as the man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the envelope. Inside, a message read: “You’re our kind of…
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Where’d It Go?
in JokesIn my college dorm we had one of those irritating type guys who was born with more money than most of us could ever dream of earning, and naturally we resented his Porsche, his boat, and the women who hung all over same. The guy went out of his way to remind us all about…
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Teacher’s Question
in JokesTEACHER : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost $10/kg, then what is my age? STUDENT : 32 yrs! TEACHER : How do you know? STUDENT : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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I Need a Push!
in JokesIt’s 3 a.m. and a couple is sleeping, when suddenly someone knocks on its door. The husband wakes up and goes to see who is disturbing them in the middle of the night. He then sees a young man and when he asks him what he wants, he says furiously, “Please, it’s an emergency! I…
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Stupid Robbers VI
in JokesA Nevada fugitive wanted on fraud charges was arrested in Connecticut after he blew his cover by applying for a job… as a police officer. The Connecticut cops discovered the man’s fugitive status during a standard background check. He had passed both the written and agility tests before being found out. Police called the man…
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An Important Phone Call
in JokesThe following event actually happened to a famous basketball coach. “When I first got a job as La Salle University’s basketball coach, the phone rang and my wife told me it was sport Illustrated. I cut myself shaving and fell down the steps in my rush to get the phone. When I got there, a…