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  • DEAD! THEY’RE ALL DEAD! Must Read Before YOU Die!

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    wocka is dead. no one comments anymore. no one submits jokes anymore. Can someone fix these glitches?- -when I write a comment and click on submit, half the time, the comment is not posted no matter how many times I try to re-post. -Even if I select “show all” for the full comments list, the…

  • A Farmer Lived on a Quiet…

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    A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up to an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the sheriff’s office and…

  • What The…?

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    November 15, 1996 – PSA was following United, taxiing out for departure. PSA called the tower and said “Tower, this is United 586. We’ve got a little problem, so go ahead and let PSA go first.” The tower promptly cleared PSA for takeoff before United had a chance to object to the impersonation.

  • Rabbit and the Dog

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    This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow…

  • Oh Canada!

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    On the sixth day God turned to the Gabriel and said: “Today, I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall, majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles. It will have beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full…

  • Zeno’s Paradox Re-visited

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    You might remember Zeno’s paradox, but in case you don’t here it is again. Zeno argued that motion is an illusion. Now, by motion he meant movement, and not the rude kind that involves bowels but the Newtonian kind. He did this by the Achilles (A) and the Tortoise (T) parable. For argument’s sake, say…

  • Car Dreams

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    A man went into his shrink’s office and says, “Doc, you have got to help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I’m a sport car. “The other night I dreamed I was a Ferrari. Another night I dreamed I was a BMW. Last night I dreamed I was a Porsche. What does this mean?”…

  • The Dollar

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    Question: What is the best way to get rid of Irish people? Answer: Throw a dollar off of a bridge! Question: What is the best way to get rid of more Irish people? Answer: Say that no one found the dollar yet!

  • Talking

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    Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.

  • Peace Like a River

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    Once upon a time, there was a girl with a lisp. She couldn’t pronounce her c’s or s’s so she would just leave them out. One day she was going to the bathroom and started singing “I’ve Got Peace Like a River.”

  • Chicken Vs. Possum

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    One beautiful morning, a husband and wife decided to go for a drive in the country. Unfortunately, no matter which road they took, they kept seeing dead possums lying on the shoulder. After several miles of this, the husband turned to his wife and said, “Now I think I know the answer to the age-old…

  • Pious V Impious

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    A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist’s life was good, he had a well-paid job and a beautiful wife,…