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Jokes

  • Dreams

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    Dreams are like underpants. You’ve got ’em, but you can’t prove you do by showing it to everyone.

  • I’ve Done a Poo.

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    Knock knock Who’s there? Idunnap. Idunnap who? Well, you best get to the toilet then! (For those of you who don’t understand you’re meant to say, “i done a poo!”)

  • VCR

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    Yo Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!

  • Three Two Letter Words

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    What are three two letter words for small? Is It In?

  • The Guy!

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    Once there was a guy who liked cheese.

  • Crowing Cock

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    Why does a cock always close his eyes when he’s crowing? Because he already knows the text!!

  • Lottery Ticket

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    A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Mobile, Alabama to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, “I want my $20 million.” The man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread…

  • Speaka Da Lingo

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    To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chic Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and studied it with an appraising eye. “We’ll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci,” he said finally. “Sorry, sir,” said the waiter. “That’s the owner.”

  • Damned

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    There once was a man from Perdition Who knew his way around a kitchen His wife was good lookin’ The kids loved his cookin’ But his mother-in-law kept on bitchin’

  • My Prognosis Is?

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    A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your face and hands.”…

  • A Thanksgiving Cookbook I

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    A Thanksgiving Cookbook by Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten Class. NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be responsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook. Ivette – Banana Pie You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it. Russell – Turkey You cut the…

  • The Crossword Man

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    Going home on the bus one evening a man was whiling away the time by doing a crossword. Three more men got on the bus at the next stop, and as they passed, one said, “If it’s any help to you, 7 Up is lemonade.”