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Jokes

  • The Leg

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    What’s the difference between a leg and an egg? You can beat an egg up, but you can’t beat a leg up!

  • Weird Facts XVII

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    Baboons were once trained by Egyptians to wait on tables. A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day. The Popsicle was invented in 1905 by an 11-year-old boy. “Disco” means “I learn” in Latin.

  • One professor says your IQ measures how much you know.

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    One professor says your IQ measures how much you know. A scientist says your IQ measures how much information you are capable of learning. All I want to know is how long it will take me to get with your sister. I mean DAMN!

  • Fast Food

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    What do you get when you cross a cheetah with a hamburger? Fast food!

  • Blood

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    Yo mama is so stupid she couldn’t even pass a blood test.

  • Seeing-eye Dogs

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    Two guys are out walking their dogs one day and decide to stop at a bar to get a drink. When they get there, however, there’s a sign on the door that says, “No Pets Allowed.” The guys are about to go home when one of them gets an idea. He tells his friend to…

  • Three Chinese Men

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    There were three Chinese men who were new to America. They went inside a telephone booth to make a call and they dialed the operator. The operator said i dont understand you, please call back when you know some english. So they were looking around and they heard someone say, “I did it! I did…

  • Satellite Dishes

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    Last summer, my husband, Bill, took me camping for the first time. At every opportunity, he passed along outdoor-survival lore. One day we got lost hiking in the deep woods. Bill tried the usual tactics to determine direction – moss on the trees (there was no moss), direction of the sun (it was an overcast…

  • Smoking – No No!!

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    PLEASE DON’T SMOKE IN MY OFFICE! I enjoy sex more than you enjoy smoking but you don’t see me screwing in your office.

  • So Short

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    Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.

  • Just Posing a Question…

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    Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for? Well, that’s probably how dogs spend most of their lives…

  • Bungee Jumping

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    Eric A. barcia, a 22-year-old Reston, VA resident, was found dead yesterday after he used bungee cords to jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said. The fast food worker taped a number of bungee cords together and strapped one end around his foot. barcia had the foresight to anchor the other end to the…