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Jokes

  • Mario and Princess

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    “Mario, I am in so much pain right now I can barely sit. Leave the mushrooms for the adventures and out of the bedroom.” “Fine Princess. Yoshi, let’s go.” “No, no…Yoshi can stay.”

  • Playing Blind

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    Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, “How’s the singing career going?” Stevie Wonder says, “Not too bad, the latest album’s gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it’s pretty good. By the way, how’s the golf?” Nicklaus replies, “Not too bad. I…

  • Slight Misunderstanding

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    Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?” She was…

  • Airport

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    Confucius say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok

  • Some More Answering Machine Jokes

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    * You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, “We aren’t in, leave a message.” That’s why I’ve decided to keep mine simple and short. Ipledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer…

  • At College

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    1 Good Grades 2 Social life 3 Adequate Sleep. Pick Two Welcome to College…

  • Siren

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    There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns around and says “yes, no, yes, no…..”

  • Women’s Underwear

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    Two lawyers are leaving the office. “I can’t wait to get home,” says one of them. “As soon as I walk in the door, I’m going to rip my wife’s panties right off.” “I know the feeling,” the other says. “No, I’m serious,” says the first. “They’re killing me.”

  • My Next House

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    My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines and a large trash can.

  • Tech Support: Always There For You

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    NOTE: This is a true story of a real call to a computor company tech support. One day a guy calls tech support. this is how it went… Cust: Hello? TS: Hello Cust: Yeah, my cup holder broke and my computor is still under warranty, so I would like to get it replaced. TS: Ummm…

  • Midget

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    There Is an old lady who lives in a 14 story hotel. She lives on the 14th floor. Every morning, she goes down into the lobby, gets cereal and goes on a walk. On mornings when it is raining, she uses the elevator all of the way up to get to her room after she…

  • Snake Under the Weather?

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    What is it called when your pet snake doesn’t feel right? -reptile dysfunction.