Jokes
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Stupid Prisoner
in JokesThere were three prisoners who were about to be executed by the electric chair. The guards strapped down the first one, a Frenchman, onto the chair, and they asked him for his last words. “Vive la France!” he said, meaning ‘Long live France’. When they pulled the switch, nothing happened. Everyone was amazed and thought…
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Annoy2
in JokesHow To Annoy People In An Elevator: Ask, “Did you hear that cable snapping sound?” Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!” Hum the theme from Mission Impossible…
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Cross the Road #1
in JokesQ: What did the chicken say after it crossed the road? A: “Why is everyone always talking about me?”
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
in JokesA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
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More Rope
in JokesThere was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to his parents’ house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking, they came upon 2 horses that were mating. She looks at them with wonder…
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Here’s a Clue
in JokesA couple who lived together were talking one day, trying to figure out how to entertain themselves on a rainy day. “Let’s play Hide and Seek,” said the woman. “I’ll hide and if you find me we’ll have sex!” “But what if I can’t find you?” asked her boyfriend. “I’ll be behind the piano,” she…
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I’ve Done a Poo.
in JokesKnock knock Who’s there? Idunnap. Idunnap who? Well, you best get to the toilet then! (For those of you who don’t understand you’re meant to say, “i done a poo!”)