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Jokes

  • No-Parking Zone

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    A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment. FORGIVE…

  • Ye Know Ye’re a Pirate When

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    …you prefer cheap rum instead of expensive wine. …you think that the proper way to greet kings at events is: “Arrh, ye peacock, give me yer money or I ll burn yer tent!” …you’re planning to purchase a large cannon with the explanation: “Who knows? Maybe some day we go to camping.” …you get thrown…

  • Top 10 Reasons For Writers Block.

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    1) Umm… 2) Well… 3) Hmmm, er… 4)

  • This Will Warm Your Heart…

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    This will warm your heart, just when you have lost faith in human kindness…. Dear Safety Harbor Middle School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has…

  • Stupid Dress

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    Yo momma’s so stupid, when you asked her for an evening gown, she came back with a night dress!

  • Flashlights

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    A blonde couple were going on a vacation to the countryside visiting their relatives. As they soon reach their relatives’ home and go in, a blackout started. On and on the couple tried to find a source of light. Finally one of the blonde asks, “Hey, Mary, can you find anything?” Mary replies, “Nope, all…

  • IT IS?

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    I have no soul. yes, Thats why I’m an asshole! I have somethin’ up my ass and no, that ain’t no mole. I pick on everyjoke ’cause I’m a nojoke. My girlfriend left me. Sometimes I go crazy and go out in the streets and yell “COME FUCK ME!” Everyone asks me, “Hey, whats up…

  • What’s That Smell!

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    A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom, on the edge of the bathtub, saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet, and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she’s…

  • Biology Experiment

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    There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says “Jump frog, jump!”. The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: ‘Frog with 4 legs – jumps 2 feet’. Next he chops…

  • Bush, Chirac and Saddam

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    Bush, Chirac and Saddam went to hell. Bush wanted to call the US, so he called for one minute and then asked for the cost and he was told $1,000,000, so he paid. Jacques Chirac wanted to call France so he called for one minute and he asked for the cost and he was told…

  • The Creation of Dog

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    On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth, especially the horse, to serve as potential food for the dog. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man…

  • Adsf

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