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Jokes

  • YOO

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    Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Yoo who? No thanks.

  • Candy bar After Candy bar

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    The day after Halloween, Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candybar one man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.”…

  • Child of the Corn

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    Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn? A: Where’s pop corn?

  • The Monastery on a Cliff

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    There is a story about a monastery perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep…

  • Apostle

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    I bet it was really tough being an Apostle of Jesus. What if you wanted a day off? You ring up Jesus and say, “Jesus, I’m sick today, running a little fever and feeling congested so I won’t be able to make it to today’s sermon. What…? Say that again…? I’m cured?”

  • You’re So Stupid

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    You’re so stupid, you traded your car in for petrol!

  • Kids at Work

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    A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?” Feeling his wife’s gaze upon him, the man explains, “Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types…

  • Hats

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    Why do black people wear hats with such big bills? So birds don’t shit on their lips

  • Trick or Treat!

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    This really happened (honest!) A bunch of very young girls arrived at our door at Halloween. My Mum, being friendly, asked them whereabouts they lived, because she hadn’t seen them before. They replied, “We live quite near here, where do you live?”

  • Says It All!

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    Pythagorean Theorem – 24 words. Lord’s Prayer – 66 words. Archimedes’ Principle – 67 words. 10 Commandments – 179 words. Gettysburg Address – 286 words. Declaration of Independence – 1,300 words. US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage – 26,911 words.

  • Travel Agent Terms

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    Old world charm – Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light. Tropical – Rainy. Majestic setting – A long way from town, at end of dirt road. Options galore – Nothing is included in the price. Secluded hideaway – Directions to locate unclear. Some budget rooms – Sorry, already occupied. Explore on your…

  • Traffic Ticket

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    Once a blond police officer stopped a man and asked for his driving license. She saw it and told the man “it says here that you must wear glasses” The man said “I have contacts” The blond said “I don’t care who you know, you are still getting a traffic ticket”