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Jokes

  • The Zoology Teacher …

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    The zoology teacher asked a small boy to make a sentence using the word “possum.” He answered, “Maw got horny and gave possum.”

  • The Hotel

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    A man stops to stay at hotel for the night, and when he goes to check in, the clerk tells him, “There is only one room left, and there are three holes in the wall. Whatever you do, don’t stick your dick into any of the holes.” When the man gets inside the room, his…

  • Redneck Joke

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    You might be a redneck if your kids are named after the car they were made in.

  • Amazing Facts 30

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    # 31 Canola oil is actually rapeseed oil but the name was changed in Canada for marketing reasons. # 32 The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA. # 33 The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which…

  • Funny, Sorta

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    IF I LOST A DOLLAR FOR EVERY BRAIN YOU HAVE, I WOULD BE IN DEBT

  • Anything You Can Do

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    An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The message for the B-52 crew was, “Anything you can do, I can do better.” Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. The B-52,…

  • Do You Like My Stone?

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    Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. “Sidney thought of everything,” she told them. “Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. `Tillie,’ he told me, ‘I have put all my…

  • STEP ->

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    Can You Decipher This Phrase? STEP -> A step in the right direction!

  • Copying

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    Yo momma so stupid she copied someone in an exam and got less than them.

  • Wanna be Friends?

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    A blonde was walking past a schoolyard during recess when she saw a young girl standing all alone on one end of the soccer field, while the other children all played a game of soccer. Feeling sorry for the poor child, she went up to the girl and made small talk. She asked the little…

  • The Letter

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    Dear Abby, I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently…

  • Good in Bed

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    A lady one day decides to place an ad for a good relationship in bed. she said muct not have hands to beat her, must not have feet to walk on her and must be good in bed. one day, the doorbell rang and she answered it. a man with no legs, or hands is…