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Jokes

  • Lumberjack

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    A lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack. A skinny little guy shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack takes one look at the puny little guy and tells him to get lost. “Give me a chance to show you what I can do,” says the skinny guy. “Okay,…

  • Police Exercise

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    One night a man is driving in his car and hears police sirens behind him. The man knows that with his car he could never out-drive the cop, so, seeing the officer looks fat and out of shape, he opens his car door and makes a run for it. The chase goes on about 20…

  • Wallet

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    Patient: “It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone’s mouth.” Dentist: “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”

  • Absurd Inventions

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    Have you ever heard of the kissing shield? No? then look at this list of crazy inventions people just like you made; Kissing shield Face bake Horse diaper Whopper wheels Skateboard pirate Light bulb changer Beach boots Remote controlled horse Flying bike Baby bottom art Pump power Dummy chicken farmer Airplane moisturizer Alarm fork All…

  • Crazy Names

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    Q: What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? A: Eileen. Q: What do you call a boy with one foot in the door? A: Justin. Q: What do you call a girl who gambles? A: Betty. Q: What do you call a girl with one foot on either side…

  • Saddam Shame(!)

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    When does Saddam Hussein have his lunch? When Tariq Aziz. (When Tariq has his)

  • A Lawyer and the Bureaucrats!

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    Post Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans residents are challenged often with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, often making it quite difficult to establish ownership. Here’s a great letter an attorney…

  • You Are….

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    You are so stupid you tripped over a cordless phone! You are so stupid you got locked in a furniture store and sat on the floor! You are so stupid you didn’t know how to swim so you got in the fish tank to try and learn!

  • Two Wry Young Cowboys

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    Two young cowboys – aged six and four – walked into the pretend bar for a drink. The older cowboy thumped his fist on the pretend bar and said to the pretend bartender, “bartender, gimme a rye whiskey!” The younger cowboy was not to be outdone. “Yeah, and make mine a whole wheat!”

  • It’s Only Funny…

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    It’s only funny until someone gets hurt… Then it’s hilarious!

  • I Love My Job

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    I love my Job, I love the Pay! I love it more and more each day. I love my Boss, he’s the best! I love his boss and all the rest. I love my Office and its location – I hate to have to go on vacation. I love my furniture, drab and gray, and…

  • At the Beach

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    One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man thought and thought looking around. Nojoke is here so he doesn’t care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case. Soon…