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Jokes

  • The Fibonacci Sequence

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    The Fibonacci sequence 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21… starts with two 1’s, and each term afterward is the sum of its two predecessors. Which one of the ten digits is the last to appear in the units position of a number in the Fibonacci sequence? Just write out their units digits, and…

  • Indecent Exposure

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    A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?” “Why, officer?” asks the blonde. “Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.” “Oh my goodness,” exclaims the…

  • Investment Tips for 2004….

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    for all of you with any money left ……… In the wake of the Exxon/Mobile deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2004: 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay…

  • Why Do They Call You Tex?

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    A little guy is seated next to a big guy at a bar and asks his name. The big guy says, “They call me Tex.” The little guy replies, “Oh, you must be from Texas.” The big guy says, “Nope. I’m from Louisiana.” “Hmmm,” the little guy replies, “Then why do they call you Tex?”…

  • Widdle Wabbits (A Thtory To Warm Your Heart)

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    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?” As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy…

  • Chilli

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    Yo momma so dumb, that when we told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon.

  • Lenin Died…

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    Lenin died, but his cause lives on!

  • Go Fly a Kite

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    There is a man in his back yard trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds then it comes crashing back down. He tries this a few more times all the while his wife is watching from her kitchen window. Muttering to…

  • What a Coincidence

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    What a coincidence: “Brezhnev died, but his joke lives on.”

  • Bum

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    A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. “I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a five dollar bill to a bum.” “You gave a bum five whole dollars? That’s a lot of money to just give away. What did your husband say about…

  • Empty Gas Tank

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    Yo momma’s so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

  • Dr. Hannibal Lecter

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    In a bi-partisan move, President Bush has nominated Dr. Hannibal Lecter as his candidate for US Surgeon General. “I think Dr. Lecter will serve with pride, fava beans, and a nice Chianti,” Bush announced. In another announcement, Special Agent Clarice Starling will become the new FBI director. She’s expected to work closely with the new…