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Jokes

  • Things You Don’t Want to Hear II

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    Things You Don’t Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness “Let me ask your opinion, nurse…” “Has anyone ever seen one of THESE?” “What do you mean, “It’s upside down”?” “This is what happens when cousins marry.” “You think we can sew it back on?” “Is that SUPPOSED to be yellow?” “What does the AMA know;…

  • Battle of the Sexes

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    Nojoke will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.

  • EARTHQUAKE!

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    Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes to get the mail it measures on the Richter scale.

  • Marriage Changes Passion…

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    Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.

  • Why Being a Woman is Better…

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    Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in…

  • The Asshole

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    This is by me, the asshole who dupes himeself.

  • Computer Pops

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    How do you know, your computer hates you? When it grows and pop ups.

  • Nice Boy

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    A boy walks home an hour late to class, the teacher asks him, “Why are you so late?” The boy replies, “I stopped two boys from beating each other up.” The teacher says, “That’s very nice; how did you do that?” The boy says, “I beat them both up!”

  • WATCHOUT

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    How do spell mousetrap with only three letters? C-A-T

  • Potatoes

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    There were three women that had just escaped from jail, one was a brunette, one was a red-head, and one was a blonde. They were running through the woods and the police and their dogs were chasing after them. The women ran into three empty potato sacks. They decided to hide. A policeman found the…

  • The Leg

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    What’s the difference between a leg and an egg? You can beat an egg up, but you can’t beat a leg up!

  • Weird Facts XVII

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    Baboons were once trained by Egyptians to wait on tables. A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day. The Popsicle was invented in 1905 by an 11-year-old boy. “Disco” means “I learn” in Latin.