Jokes

  • 10=D in a M

    10=D in a M 10 decimeters in a meter.

  • Dating Vs. Marriage

    When you are dating….. Farting is never an issue. When you are married ….You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating….. He takes you out to have a good time. When you are married ….He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you going to…

  • Fatso Momma

    Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went to the doctor, he did an ultrasound test.

  • Notification of Changes

    If we decide to change our privacy policy, we will post those changes on this page so our users are always aware of what information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances, if any, we disclose it. We will always use information in accordance with the privacy policy under which the information…

  • Cat and Mouse

    One day, a cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says,”You’ve been a good cat all of your life, anything you want is yours.” The cat says”Well, I lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wood floor.” Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. The cat…

  • Stuck in a Room

    You are stuck in a room with absolutely no doors, no windows, and no escape. You are surrounded by 415 inch think metal walls. All you have is a mirror and a table. How do you get out? Well, you look into the mirror. You saw yourself, right? Now, use the saw to chop the…

  • Proof of Evolution

    To all who do NOT believe in evolution, I have proof: MY spaghetti from two weeks ago has started growing arms and legs and I think it just called me, “Mommy”. By the way, I, myself, do NOT believe in the theory of evolution.

  • Stupid Drunk Blonde

    A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,” she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. “Never mind, I got in…

  • What are They Doing?!

    Guy: I’m having a problem with it. Girl: That’s not surprising, it’s very hard when you first learn. Guy: It’s not working. I can’t get it up. Girl: You just have to relax. It’ll happen. You just have to work at it. Guy: Alright, I’m supposed to do what with my tongue again?? Girl: Your…

  • Microsoft Employees

    How many Microsoft Employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they’ll just make darkness the new industry standard!

  • Roosters

    One day on a farm a farmer gets a new rooster and puts it in the hen house. The new rooster is talking to the old rooster and the old rooster says, “Just let me have 2 chickens and I’ll leave you alone.” The young rooster says, “No old man these are my chickens.” So…