Jokes
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Annoy2
in JokesHow To Annoy People In An Elevator: Ask, “Did you hear that cable snapping sound?” Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!” Hum the theme from Mission Impossible…
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Cross the Road #1
in JokesQ: What did the chicken say after it crossed the road? A: “Why is everyone always talking about me?”
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
in JokesA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
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More Rope
in JokesThere was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she went to his parents’ house for dinner. When they got done eating dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture. While they were walking, they came upon 2 horses that were mating. She looks at them with wonder…
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Here’s a Clue
in JokesA couple who lived together were talking one day, trying to figure out how to entertain themselves on a rainy day. “Let’s play Hide and Seek,” said the woman. “I’ll hide and if you find me we’ll have sex!” “But what if I can’t find you?” asked her boyfriend. “I’ll be behind the piano,” she…
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I’ve Done a Poo.
in JokesKnock knock Who’s there? Idunnap. Idunnap who? Well, you best get to the toilet then! (For those of you who don’t understand you’re meant to say, “i done a poo!”)