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Jokes

  • Lemonade

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    What do you call a nun’s urine? Virgin Lemonade

  • Who Can Hang Longer?

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    A blonde and a brunette are hanging from a pole to see who can hang the longest. The blonde is showing off by hanging from one hand. The brunette says, “I bet you can’t do no hands.” The blonde takes the challenge and loses the contest.

  • Cat Exercise

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    What is a cat’s favourite exercise? Puss-Ups!

  • Age

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    Few women admit their age, Few men act theirs.

  • Forgien Excnanged Students

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    The forgien exchanged students Jose, Doron, and Krono didn’t know any English. So their teacher asked them to go find some words. Jose goes to the airport and sees a plane. “Waz dat?” he asks. “That’s a plane taking off,” the pilot said. “Take off!” he says. Doron goes to the zoo and sees a…

  • Submarine

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    The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School. The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, “Listen, ‘sir’, it’s real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number…

  • Vegetarian Woman

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    Why don’t vegetarian women scream during orgasms? They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure!

  • A Little Boy and the Bible

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    A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages. “Momma, look…

  • Atoms

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    Two atoms are walking down the street when one atom says to the other, “I think I lost an electron.” The other atom says “Are you sure?” “Yeah I’m positive!”

  • Amazing Facts 16

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    140 Ice Cream was discovered by Gerald Tisyum 141 The number regarded as lucky number in Italy is thirteen 142 Napoleon suffered from alurophobia which means fear of cats 143 The aeroplanes was used in war for the first time by Italians (14 Oct.1911) 144 Slavery in America was abolished by Abraham Lincoln 145 The…

  • Why is It?

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    Why is it that every time we blow our noses, we look inside the tissue afterwards? Are we expecting something other than boogers? Or are we checking to make sure they have not run off?

  • Friends Word of Advise

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    You can pick your friends, You can pick your nose; But you cant pick your friends nose…. What true words….!