Jokes

  • Hawaii Hockey

    As is known, there is a large leper colony in Hawaii. To help ease the pain the patients have while there, a hockey rink was built to provide them entertainment. Only problem was that only one game ever got played on the rink. Within two minutes of game time, there was a face off in…

  • Jesus and Drugs

    Jesus is sitting down one day and is visioning the high rate of drug consumption on earth in later years. He thought it was a bit hypocritical of him to condemn them without first trying them himself, so he sent his apostles out to find what drugs they could. The secret operation is effected and…

  • Ahhhhh!

    Yo Mamma so ugly when she looked at a baby, the baby turned to stone.

  • Wacky Warnings – True Article

    The Wacky Warning Label Contest, now in its 11th year, is conducted by Novi-based Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch as part of an effort to show the effects of lawsuits on warning labels. Kevin Soave of Farmington Hills, a Detroit suburb, won the $500 grand prize for submitting the winning label. The $250 second place was…

  • Grand Canyon

    Yo momma is so fat that she fell over and made the Grand Canyon!

  • Smile

    I had been seeing David for a couple of months; he and I both had children from previous marriages. My daughter Amanda has a slight learning disability and is very outspoken. She just tells it like it is and if you don’t like it … oh well. We were all at David’s house, sitting on…

  • Black, White and Red

    What’s black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

  • What Do You Call…..

    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy

  • Just Think…

    Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

  • What To Do On A Paper You Don’t Care About!

    45 Fun Things to Do on a Paper You Don’t Care About 1. Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts. 2. Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual. 3. Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in by sticking them all over…

  • Men Suck

    What do you do if you find your old man staggering around the backyard? Shoot him again!!!

  • Poor Dog

    Why did the poor dog chase his tail? He was trying to make ends meet!