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Jokes

  • Elephant on a Highway

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    What was the elephant doing on the highway? About 5 mph

  • Bad Mechanic

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    I couldn’t fix your brakes, so instead I made your horn louder.

  • Anagram Short +Tell Me What to Anagram(bonus)

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    Submit a joke = I’m a but jokes That’s so stupid = Sadist puts hot ……………………………. Bonus jokes with my fur = Joy! Swift knob humerus let’s hear a joke = Jerk tease halo (If you guys want that I anagram a sentence you like then post it on the comment box. But only from…

  • Kind of Makes You Think 20

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    In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

  • Misusing Pager

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    A blond was using a pager for the first time. When the operator instructed her to key in “10” to leave a voice message, she followed and after the beep, said, “Excuse me, may I speak to Zeron please?”

  • A Fairy

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    Once upon a time, there was a fairy called Nuff. Fair enough.

  • Parked Car

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    I went to the store the other day and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said “Come on, buddy, how about giving me a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the…

  • One-Armed Blonde

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    How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave!

  • Bed Time

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    One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ”Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!” ”No. You had your chance.” A minute later the boy screamed ”Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?” ”No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I’ll come…

  • Don’t Blame the Monkey!

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    There was a coconut tree and 4 animals. 1. A Elephant 2. A Monkey 3. A Tiger 4. A Mouse Which one of these animals is going to climb up the tree to get the banana? NONE! “There was a COCONUT TREE” “…the tree to get the BANANA”

  • Cross-Country

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    If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

  • Energizer Bunny

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    News Flash : Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and going, “Pinkie” as he was known to his…