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Jokes

  • Karma

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    “My karma ran over my dogma.” -Anonymous

  • Rabbi Bloom

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    One early winter morning, Rabbi Bloom was walking beside the canal when he saw a dog in the water, trying hard to stay afloat. It looked so sad and exhausted that Rabbi Bloom jumped in, and after a struggle, managed to bring it out alive. A passer-by who saw this remarked, “That was very brave…

  • Tom, the Fisherman,…

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    Tom, the fisherman, wrote the following to a mail order catalogue, “Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it’s any good, I’ll send you a check.” A few days later, Tom received the following reply, “Please send check. If it’s any good, we’ll send…

  • Horseback riding

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    Joe: Hi Jack. How did you like horseback riding? Jack: Not that much. The problem was that the horse was too polite. Joe: Polite? Jack: Yep. When we reached the fence he let me go over first.

  • Interrupting Cow

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    Knock knock. Who’s there? interrupting cow interrupting co— MOO

  • The Doctor VIII

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    Two friends, who haven’t met for a couple of years, are catching up with each other’s news. One says, “And then the doctor said he’d have me back on my feet in a fortnight!” His pal says, “Well, did he?” “He sure did, I had to sell my car to pay him!”

  • Password Stars

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    A blond employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says. “Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read…

  • Outsiders

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    As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

  • Leroy

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    A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids… “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL YOURS???” “Yep they are all mine,” the flustered mumma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, “Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats. “Well,” says the social worker,…

  • The Blond Band

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    One day, a blond put an advert in the library to start a marching band. 20 other blonds saw this advert and signed up. At their first destination they played “Oh, when the saints”. At their second destination they played the same song. At their third destination they played the same song yet again! When…

  • Vanna

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    Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White? A: They can’t find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

  • Carrots and Peas

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    Why did the kid like the bowl of carrots and peas? Because he could eat every carrot and pea in the bowl.