Jokes
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September 11
in JokesThe following is a list of the U.S. deaths in certain places. September 11: 2,752 War on Terror: 4,344 We beat ourselves.
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Viva La Difference
in JokesWhat’s the difference between a sock and a camera? One takes five toes and one takes photos.
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I’ll Take the Dog Instead
in Jokes“Do you know that your dog bit my mother-in-law yesterday?” “Is that so? Well, I suppose you’ll sue me for damages?” “Not at all. What’ll you take for the dog?”
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Think Tank
in JokesDid you hear the one about the blond Think Tank? Once they got it got started, it drove through three houses and a convienence store before they figured out how to stop it.
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To Be 6 Again
in JokesA man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early, and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the…
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Kidneys and Livers
in JokesTwo old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, “I don’t trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a liver ailment.” “So what makes you think your doctor is any better?” asked his friend. “Because…
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There was a Young Farmer…
in JokesFor those of you that remember the old Mitch Miller song “Sweet Violets” This is a crude take off on it… (p.s. – this is similar to Gizzers ‘Sweet Violets’ #604 but different, funnier and possibly cruder!) There was a young farmer who lived on a rock He liked to count sheep while he fingered…
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Unspoken Wife
in JokesJoe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and NASCAR. All of a sudden Joe says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 6 months.” Bill sips his beer and says, “You better think it over, women like that are hard to find.”