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Jokes

  • Frank and Matt

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    Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couple of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a…

  • Mums the Word

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    What do you call a mouth without any teeth?- Grandma

  • How to Punctuate

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    An English teacher wrote this phrase on the board and asked her students to properly punctuate it: “Woman without her man is nothing.” MEN WROTE: Woman, without her man, is nothing. WOMEN WROTE: Woman! Without her, man is nothing.

  • If Flying Is…

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    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

  • What Children Say VIII

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    Dear God, The bad people laughed at Noah – “You made an ark on dry land, you fool”. But he was smart, he stuck with You. That’s what I would do. – Eddie Dear God, I do not think anyjoke could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know but I am…

  • Vini Vedi Velcro

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    Vini vedi velcro (I came, I saw, I stuck around)

  • Survey

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    A recent survey shows that 95% of men admit to pleasuring themselves sexually… and that the remaining 5% are liars!!

  • Directions

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    what’s the difference between here and there? The letter T! 🙂 (Take away the T in there and you’ve got here!)

  • Go Away!

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    A veteran officer with 18 years is running radar on a main street of a rural town. Along comes a young driver in a brand new sport car going 48 mph in a 30 mph zone. The officer stops the young man and explains the violation. The driver becomes belligerent telling the officer his badge…

  • Cappuccino Buzz

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    I had four cappuccinos at one time. I was bouncing off the walls. Good thing they were padded.

  • Pumpkin

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    A really drunk guy is walking home from the bar and sees a pumpkin patch on the side of the road. He thinks how nice and squishy they must be on the inside, and decides to have a little fun with a pumpkin. He finds a big one, cuts a hole in it, and starts…

  • This Is Creepy!

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    *Think of a letter between ** A and W. .. .. .. .. .. .. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. **Keep going . . .. .. .. .. .. .. ** Don’t stop ** .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Think of an…