Jokes

  • Warm Welcome

    Knock-knock GO AWAY!!! WE DON’T WANT ANY!!!

  • Tired Broom

    Why was the broom tired? It over swept.

  • Non-ink

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  • Black Eyes

    A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned. “What happened, my child?” “I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie, so I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye.”…

  • Art Directors

    Q: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Does it have to be a lightbulb?

  • A blind man visits the state of Texas

    There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.” When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the…

  • Bumper Sticker:

    “God give me patience….And make it quick!”

  • MIXED EMOTIONS

    A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap; I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” She said, “You have the biggest penis of…

  • Law Professor

    Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

  • Blond Light 2

    What kind of flashlight do blonds use? The solar powered kind!

  • Fun Things To Do In A Waiting Room

    Fun things to do in a Waiting Room- —————————————————- 1.) Stand in a doorway and press your arms against the frame. 2.) Take a pencil or pen and make little airplane noises and if anyone notices, stare at them and say, “We’ve been spotted!” and run around in circles. 3.) Try to get behind the…

  • FAT FINGERS

    What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? WELL HUNG