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Jokes

  • A TO Z OF MR KIASU’S PHILOSOPHY

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    ALWAYS must WIN. BORROW but never RETURN. CHEAP is GOOD. DON’T TRUST anyone. EVERYTHING also must GRAB. FREE! FREE! FREE!!! GRAB first TALK later. HELP yourself to EVERYTHING. i FIRST, i WANT, i EVERTHING. JUMP queue. KEEP coming back for MORE. LOOK for DISCOUNTS. MUST not lose FACE. NEVER mind what they THINK. OUTDO everyone…

  • Fireworks

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    A special kind of firework with very bright colors and little smoke was accidentally discovered when a man tried to make the atomic bomb safer. That defeats the original purpose.

  • Noisy Neighbors

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    Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him. “And how do you find the English students, Donald?” she asked. “Mother,” he replied,”they’re…

  • Ewww! (Mik And Mak from Bad News are Back!)

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    Mik: “Do skunks have a good sense of smell?” Mak: “No! If they did, they’d jump off a cliff!”

  • Cheap

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    Yo momma is so cheap, she went to McDonalds and put a hamburger on lay-away.

  • Rules for Women

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    Men’s Rules for Women ————————— 1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us bitching about you leaving it down. 2) Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 3) Saturday = sport.…

  • You Were the Fastest?

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    100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?

  • Top George Bush Slogans

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    TOP GEORGE BUSH SLOGANS 1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show! 2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I’ll finish what Bill started — the interns. 4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right? 5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP. 6.…

  • Tiny Bikini

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    A 16-year-old girl bought herself a very tiny bikini. Very proud, she came home and put it on. She then showed her mother how she looked in it. “What do you think mom?” she asked. Her mother replied, “If I wore that when I was your age, you would be 5 years older.”

  • Hijack

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    Yo momma’s so fat, when she tried to hijack a plane she couldn’t fit through the door. Yo momma’s so stupid that when she tried to hijack a plane, she killed the driver, put it on auto pilot, and let it fly her straight into an army camp. The soldiers on the plane were laughing…

  • animal Sex

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    Did you hear about the woman who had sex with a donkey? Apparently she liked an ass.

  • Mother Tongue

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    My 12-year-old sister was filling out an application form for a foreign language course. Suddenly she stopped, a small frown on her forehead. A moment later, she wrote something down. Glancing over her shoulder, I saw that the question she had paused at was: “Mother tongue.” On the blank space beside it she had written,…