Jokes
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A blind man visits the state of Texas
in JokesThere once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.” When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the…
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MIXED EMOTIONS
in JokesA husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap; I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” She said, “You have the biggest penis of…
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Law Professor
in JokesQ: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Fun Things To Do In A Waiting Room
in JokesFun things to do in a Waiting Room- —————————————————- 1.) Stand in a doorway and press your arms against the frame. 2.) Take a pencil or pen and make little airplane noises and if anyone notices, stare at them and say, “We’ve been spotted!” and run around in circles. 3.) Try to get behind the…
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Quiz for Blonds
in JokesName:_________ 1. Finish this pattern: a,_,c,d,e,f (hint, B) 2. If you are standing, what are you doing? (hint, standing) 3. Finish the sentence: I am a blond______ 4. Explain Einstein’s theory, or spell cat 5. Are you writing with a pen/pencil or a tissue? (hint pen/pencil) 6. Spell the word chicken
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Pull
in JokesA blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So… what was the scenery like? Blonde: I was running in a hall way. Doctor: Then what happened? Blonde: Well that’s the weird…
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College Student
in JokesA college student at a recent college football game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand this: “You grew up in a different world,” the student said, loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. “Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has…
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Perfect Idiot
in JokesPeople say you are the perfect idiot. I say you are not perfect, but you are doing pretty good.