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Jokes

  • Cappuccino Buzz

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    I had four cappuccinos at one time. I was bouncing off the walls. Good thing they were padded.

  • Pumpkin

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    A really drunk guy is walking home from the bar and sees a pumpkin patch on the side of the road. He thinks how nice and squishy they must be on the inside, and decides to have a little fun with a pumpkin. He finds a big one, cuts a hole in it, and starts…

  • This Is Creepy!

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    *Think of a letter between ** A and W. .. .. .. .. .. .. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. **Keep going . . .. .. .. .. .. .. ** Don’t stop ** .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Think of an…

  • 5 Jokes (2)

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    1) Did you hear about the blond skydiver? She Missed! 2) What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? Twins! 3) Why doesn’t a blonde drive a BMW? Because she can’t spell it! 4) How is a blonde the same as a bottle? Thier both empty from the neck up! 5) Did you hear…

  • E E Y E E D D

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    Can You Decipher This Phrase? E E Y E E D D Cross eyed!

  • I want a day off

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    So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away…

  • Go DJ

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    Yo momma’s so dumb she dj’s for the ice cream truck!

  • Signs You’re Watching Too Much TV

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    The bumper sticker on your car reads: “What Would Dawson Do?” In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline. You need to be tranquilized when the cable goes out. In the late evening, you look forward to sitting back and catching the latest informercial. If you’re a…

  • The Farmer

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    A farmer is going down the road with his horse pulling his wagon and his dog lying next to ’em. The farmer says, “It sure is hot out here.” The horse turns back and says, “It sure is.” The farmer says, “I didn’t know horses could talk.” The dog said, “Neither did I.”

  • A Harvard English 101 Class…

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    A Harvard English 101 class was asked to write a CONCISE essay containing four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. The only “A+” in the class read: “My God,” said the Queen, “I’m pregnant. I wonder who did it?”

  • Snotty Receptionist

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    An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my penis,” he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded office and say things like that.”…

  • Golf Ball

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    A golf ball is a golf ball, no matter how you putt it.