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Jokes

  • Accidents

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    The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. “Ever have an accident?” “Nope, nary a one.” “None? You’ve never had any accidents.” “Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.” “Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn’t…

  • Doctor Golf

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    Over a round of golf, two doctors were talking shop. “I operated on Mr. Lee the other day,” said the surgeon. “What for?” asked his colleague. “About $17,000.” “What did he have?” “Oh… About $17,000.”

  • Says

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    Knock-knock Whose there? Says Says who? Says me

  • The Kidnapping

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    A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning,…

  • Where There’s a Will, There’s a Way

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    A wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons. It was serious enough that he decided to change his will. At his lawyer’s office, he threw his will on the table and said, “This needs an heircut.”

  • Yesterday, I Heard …

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    Yesterday, I heard from a drug rep for Glaxo who told me that they are on the verge of launching a new herbal remedy that they think will take the market by storm. This drug sounds so promising that I want to suggest to my friends that they consider buying stock in the company. The…

  • Women With PMS

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    Why does it take 3 women with PMS to change a lightbulb? BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, OK!!!!

  • @ Mad ADD Joke! 1

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    1. Aquariums + Gratitude = FISH THANKS! 2. Orange Bear + A Ghost = WINNIE THE BOO! 3. Saint Nick + A Grizzly Bear = Santa Claws! 4. Skunk + Kangaroo = STINK-A-ROO!

  • Difference Between Penis and Bread

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    Dad: Son what is the difference a penis and a loaf of bread? Son: I don’t know. Dad: Then remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf of bread.

  • Space

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    Yo Momma is so fat, the only reason she wanted to go to space was to taste the Milky Way.

  • Electricity

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    If it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching television by candlelight. – George Gobel

  • Improvements

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    An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him. One day God called to Satan to mock him, “So, how’s…