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Jokes

  • Panda

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    A panda walks into a bar and eats lunch. When he is finished he shoots the waiter and leaves. The owner ran after the panda and asked him why he did such and thing. The panda replied, “Look up the word ‘panda’ in the dictionary.” The owner did so and it read, “Panadas are black…

  • Olympics

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    You might be a redneck if… You think mud rasslin’ should be an Olympic sport.

  • The Steamer Trunk

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    One day, a recently married man goes to the attic of his new home to put a few things in storage. While he is there, he notices a large steamer trunk sitting in the corner. When he tries to open it, he finds it is locked. Puzzled and curious, he calls his new bride up…

  • Ivanna

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    Knock knock who’s there? Ivanna Ivanna who? Ivanna come in, dammit!

  • University of Michigan

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    I was reading an article yesterday that was talking about the University of Michigan. They referred to it as MU. This got me to thinking…. What do they call the University of Florida?

  • Most Annoying Pet Peeves!!!

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    These are my pet peeves in no particular order. 1. People who insult my friends. You trash talk my friends you can’t hang around me it is that simple. 2. You are talking on a cell phone not a boombox, so pick a RING not a SONG! 3. Read my rant on Darkness. It’s on…

  • The Car Journey

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    Sharon and her friend Kitty, two little elderly ladies, are out for a drive in a large Mercedes with Kitty driving and Sharon in the front passenger seat. After a few minutes, they come to some traffic lights but although the lights are clearly at red, the car just continues across the intersection. Sharon says…

  • Audi

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    Bill and Tim are out one day test driving cars. They happen to pull up to the same stop light side by side. Bill yells out his window, “HEY TIM, Corvette?” Tim yells back “YUP THIS IS A CORVETTE” Tim yells again “HEY BILL, Audi?” Bill jumps out of his car pulls up his shirt,…

  • You Ugly

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    Your so ugly you make Bin Landen look like a god.

  • Cheap Beer

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    A man walks up to a bartender one night and asked for a beer. “Certainly, sir. That’d be one cent.” The guy was surprised at the incredible price. The guy, unable to believe such prices, looked up the menu and ordered a nice juicy T-bone steak with chips, peas and a fried egg. “Certainly, sir.…

  • Defend Paris

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    Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? A. Nojoke knows. It’s never been tried.

  • Paying the Bill

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    A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender tells him the price is $3. The man pulls out a $20 bill and hands it to the bartender. The bartender replies, “Sorry I can’t accept that.” The man then pulls out a $10 bill and hands it to the bartender. The bartender…