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Jokes

  • The Leprachaun

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    A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway. While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun. The leprechaun asks him, “How’s your round of golf is going?” The golfer admits, “I’m having one of my worst rounds ever.” The leprechaun zaps the golfer with a magic spell.…

  • Kanga

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    Knock Knock! Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? No! Kangaroo!

  • You Are So Ugly

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    You are so ugly your mum has to feed you with a slingshot

  • IRISH SHOPPING

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    McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olive and placing it in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. “S’cuse me,” said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, “what was that all…

  • Darkness

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    If you are in darkness, then pray to God. If you are still in darkness, then go and pay your electricity bill……

  • Bike Tricks

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    A boy was trying to impress his mum on his new bike. He was going down the path and said to his mum, “Look, mum, no feet!” He then put his feet back on the bike and removed his hands from the handlebars. He then shouted, “Look, mum, no hands!” He then lost control of…

  • Always Ask Questions First…

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    A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the recent Southern California fires. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the firefighters as they battled the blazes. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible…

  • Quotes Over The Years I

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    Age 6 – I’ve learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate, it looks like you ate more. Age 8 – I’ve learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at the same time, it will come out your nose. Age 10 – I’ve learned that you should never jump out…

  • 2 Women Smoking

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    2 old ladies are at the bus stop waiting for a bus when it starts to rain. Not wanting to lose her cigarette, one of the old ladies took a condom and a pair of scissors out of her purse, snipped off the end of the condom and slid it over her cigarette. The 2nd…

  • Underwear

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    Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The old man says, “What?” So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, “what?” So the doctor yells it, “I…

  • Ways You Know You are a Redneck

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    1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. 3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house. 4. You’ve never thrown away…

  • M&M Job

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    Yo momma is so stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.