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Jokes

  • Why Mexicans Lost Their Jobs.

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    Because Lexus created the park it your self car many Mexicans lost their jobs.

  • Go barefoot

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    I found this joke someplace: In middle school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn’t know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat.…

  • The Sun

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    One day, a kindergarten teacher, who was incidentally blonde, gave everyjoke a set of crayons and told them to draw something with it. The teacher noticed that Little Johnny had drawn a sun enclosed in a box with rays shining out of it. ‘Johnny,’ said the teacher with a confused look. ‘Did your grandparents come…

  • Good Friends…

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    A good friend will say: “I love you!” (In a sarcastic tone) A best friend will say: “I love you, you f***in’ b****!”

  • Revenge! II

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    In February 1993 a train knocked down and injured an elephant calf in the Sylhet region of Bangladesh. When the next train came along an hour later the calf’s mother blocked the track, then banged her forehead against the engine for 15 minutes, until it could no longer run. Then she walked off into the…

  • Terms & Conditions of Site Use

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  • Elfs

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    Q. What do elfs learn while in school? A. The elfabet!

  • The Shit Song

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  • Native

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    I once asked a foreign person if i could bang on his drum, he told me, “You can’t bang on my drum, but you can bang on my bum!” -If this ever happens to you, run!

  • Phone Conversation

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    Sam: “Cas, phone for you!” Cas: “Okay, thanks, Sam.” –BEEP OF PHONE BEING TURNED ON– “Hello? Oh, hi….” –AFTER PHONE CONVERSATION– Sam: “So, who was it?” Cas: “Heather.” Sam: “What did she want?” Cas: “Our phone number.”

  • In the Navy

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    “Mummy, Mummy. I was at the playground and Daddy…” Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story, so Little Johnny tells her. “I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a…

  • Want to hear a REALLY dirty joke?

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    Two white horses fell in the mud and three came out.