Jokes
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The Plane Trip
in JokesA lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on an airplane. The lawyer gets bored, so he looks over to the blond and smiles, thinking maybe he can make use of his time. “Hey,” he says to the blonde, “Do you want to play a game?” The blonde shakes her head and…
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Story of a happy dog
in JokesTrouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play with other doggies, and eat his dinner without a fuss. He was a dog without a care. But on that fateful autumn afternoon, it was to be different. Trouser’s owners were walking him along a trail at the park, when suddenly from out…
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Talking With Time
in JokesWhat did the clock say to the wristwatch? “I enjoyed tocking with you, but now you’re starting to tick me off.”
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The Greatest Liar
in JokesCinderella, Superman and Pinocchio die and go to heaven. On their way they talk: Cinderella: “I want to be remembered as the most beautiful girl in the world.” Superman: “I want to be remembered as the strongest person in the world.” Pinocchio: “I want to be remembered as the greatest liar in the world.” It’s…
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Getting a Job
in JokesA brunette, a redhead and a blonde all apply for the same job. The manager says, “I can only hire one of you so I’m going to ask you each a question and whoever answers it correctly gets the job.” He takes the brunette into the room and asks her, “How many D’s in Indiana…
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List of Marriage oneliners
in JokesGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear,…
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Stress Mangement Technique
in JokesJust in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile . . . 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a…
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Gynecologists
in JokesWhy do Gynecologists retire at a younger age that other doctors? They get tunnel vision!
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Three Friends
in JokesThree friends a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician were discussing which of their professions was the oldest. The surgeon said “Eve was created from Adam’s rib, a surgical procedure.” The engineer replied: “Before Adam and Eve, order was created out of chaos, and that was an engineering job.” The politician said, “Yes, but who…
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Caught in the Act
in JokesA boy was playing internet games on Yahoo. Finding it hilarious, he had named himself “emilycheesehotchick”. One time, while playing pool, his opponent messaged to him “Want to have cyber sex…?” Curiousity took over him, and so he replied “Sure!”. Thus followed a hot and mostly one-sided cyber sex, when all of a sudden, his…