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Jokes

  • The Elevator

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    An old couple had been married for fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, the man took the woman on a trip, and they were to stay at an upscale hotel. When they got there, the woman told the bell boy, “This is an awful hotel. Why is it upscale? No windows, no bathroom, no…

  • A Belt?

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    Your mama so fat that she has to wear traintracks for a belt!

  • Equal Privileges

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    A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women’s club, and became active. After about 6 months, the club board received a letter from the women’s club…

  • Grey Hounds

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    Q: When is a black dog not a black dog? A: When its a grey hound.

  • Big, Grey and Wrinkly

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    Q: Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly? A: Because if it was small, white and hard it would be an aspirin.

  • And We Wonder Why Everyone Hates Us

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    Customer: “Are you Hispanic?” Me: “No.” Customer: “Middle Eastern?” Me: “No.” Customer: “Egyptian?” Me: “No.” Customer: “What are you?” Me: “Chinese.” (customer puts on offended face) Customer: “I don’t appreciate you treating me like I’m dumb.” Me: “Excuse me? I’m being honest.” Customer: “NO CHINESE PERSON WOULD EVER HAVE EYES AS BIG AS YOURS!!!” Me:…

  • Lollipop

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    Yo momma is like a lollipop, she is round and has been licked by everyone

  • Subtle Hints

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    Dear Dad, $chool i$ really $well. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. I have $o much $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need. $o if you like, $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love Your $on Dear Son, I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmy, and…

  • Helen Keller

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    What is Helen Keller’s favorite color? Corduroy.

  • ???

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    If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to swallow them quickly otherwise you’ll get a stiff neck. A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals! They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they’ll surely be sent to…

  • Blow Job

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    Q. What’s the best thing about a blow job ? A. Ten minutes of silence.

  • Things To Do In An Elevator

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    1) When there’s only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4)…