Jokes

  • Gynecologists

    Why do Gynecologists retire at a younger age that other doctors? They get tunnel vision!

  • Three Friends

    Three friends a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician were discussing which of their professions was the oldest. The surgeon said “Eve was created from Adam’s rib, a surgical procedure.” The engineer replied: “Before Adam and Eve, order was created out of chaos, and that was an engineering job.” The politician said, “Yes, but who…

  • Caught in the Act

    A boy was playing internet games on Yahoo. Finding it hilarious, he had named himself “emilycheesehotchick”. One time, while playing pool, his opponent messaged to him “Want to have cyber sex…?” Curiousity took over him, and so he replied “Sure!”. Thus followed a hot and mostly one-sided cyber sex, when all of a sudden, his…

  • Billy’s Mom

    One day little Billy was walking past his mother’s room when he heard strange noises. He opened thecracked the door, and looked in. He saw his mother laying naked on the bed rubbing her hands all over her joke moaning “I need a man! I need a man!” A couple of days later as he…

  • Seniors

    At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.…

  • Creamy!

    A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress, “I want a cup of coffee without cream.” The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says, “I’m sorry, but we’re all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?”

  • Headlines II

    These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice Fund Set Up for Beating Victim’s Kin Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy Autos Killing 110 a Day – Let’s Resolve to Do Better 20-Year Friendship Ends…

  • Exam

    A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young…

  • #9 Redneck

    You know you’re a redneck if your fence doubles as your clothesline

  • Trojans

    A man hated the Trojans. He loved USC. Why? He hated using Trojan condoms. He wanted to have sex the o’natural way.

  • Best Pitch of Your Life

    With a lousy year under his belt a tractor salesman was traveling down a dusty back road in Iowa, when he came across a farmer working his field with an old, broken down tractor. He jumped out of his truck and gave his best sales pitch to the old guy. The farmer stroked his chin…

  • How to Confuse a Redneck

    How do you confuse a redneck Ask him a question that is not about NASCAR.