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  • Most Annoying Pet Peeves!!!

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    These are my pet peeves in no particular order. 1. People who insult my friends. You trash talk my friends you can’t hang around me it is that simple. 2. You are talking on a cell phone not a boombox, so pick a RING not a SONG! 3. Read my rant on Darkness. It’s on…

  • The Car Journey

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    Sharon and her friend Kitty, two little elderly ladies, are out for a drive in a large Mercedes with Kitty driving and Sharon in the front passenger seat. After a few minutes, they come to some traffic lights but although the lights are clearly at red, the car just continues across the intersection. Sharon says…

  • Audi

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    Bill and Tim are out one day test driving cars. They happen to pull up to the same stop light side by side. Bill yells out his window, “HEY TIM, Corvette?” Tim yells back “YUP THIS IS A CORVETTE” Tim yells again “HEY BILL, Audi?” Bill jumps out of his car pulls up his shirt,…

  • You Ugly

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    Your so ugly you make Bin Landen look like a god.

  • Cheap Beer

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    A man walks up to a bartender one night and asked for a beer. “Certainly, sir. That’d be one cent.” The guy was surprised at the incredible price. The guy, unable to believe such prices, looked up the menu and ordered a nice juicy T-bone steak with chips, peas and a fried egg. “Certainly, sir.…

  • Defend Paris

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    Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? A. Nojoke knows. It’s never been tried.

  • Paying the Bill

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    A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender tells him the price is $3. The man pulls out a $20 bill and hands it to the bartender. The bartender replies, “Sorry I can’t accept that.” The man then pulls out a $10 bill and hands it to the bartender. The bartender…

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  • Democratic Haircuts

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    One day a cop walks in to a barber shop and gets a haircut. He tries to pay the barber but the barber says, “Im doing free haircuts this week.” The cop thanks him and walks away. The next day there is a box of a dozen donuts on the barber’s desk. A republican walks…

  • The Leprachaun

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    A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway. While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun. The leprechaun asks him, “How’s your round of golf is going?” The golfer admits, “I’m having one of my worst rounds ever.” The leprechaun zaps the golfer with a magic spell.…

  • Kanga

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    Knock Knock! Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? No! Kangaroo!

  • You Are So Ugly

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    You are so ugly your mum has to feed you with a slingshot