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Jokes

  • The Rare Hedgehog

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    Tommy the Hedgehog was one of a rare sub-division which suffered a small but significant genetic defect. This defect manifested itself in a malformed penis, which divided into four branches; though a little unusual, it was a good way to meet a lot of intrigued girl hedgehogs, so Tommy was a rather proud of this…

  • Opening the Shop

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    A blonde was asked to open up the coffee shop on Monday. So, the blonde went in early to open up. She gathered all the ingredients together, and had everything ready for the customers. Half an hour went by, and still no customers entered the coffee shop. The blonde decided to read the comics to…

  • Song —

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    I Hate you you hate me barney gave *****(1) H.I.V so we kicked them in the balls and shot her in the head now that *****(2) bitch is dead anii stars ***** men add someones nae or add an adjective to fit i.e – *****(1)fred *****(2)ugly

  • How to Solve the War in Iraq

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    WARNING- this is very racial. Please forgive me if it offends you, but its true when you think about it. Since we have so many Mexicans saying,”o we want to serve you americans, work in america…”,why dont we just put them in the army. We give them our supplies. They go, jump the border like…

  • John

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    Mr. Smith: “So, Mr. Jones, how’s your son John?” Mr. Jones: “He’s at Harvard right now.” Mr. Smith: “Oh, really?! Well, congratulations! What’s he studying?” Mr. Jones: “Oh, he’s not studying anything. They’re studying him.”

  • Bad Tattoos

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    The thing you need to focus on in your 20’s is not getting a bad tattoo. You don’t want to be 40 and going, “No, dude, it was different back then – everyjoke loved SpongeBob.”

  • Olden Days

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    The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names. He jokingly told them that in his day…

  • Rocket Science

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    As part of a class project, the teacher had every student create a model rocket. When she was teaching them about how the rockets lift into the air, some kids seemed to be confused. She scolded them yelling, “It’s not that hard! It’s not rocket science!”

  • blond

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    How many blondes does it take to put in a light bulb? 1000. 1 to screw in the light bulb

  • Just Fission

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    One day, a reporter for a suburban newspaper happened upon a construction site with a sign that ominously warned: “DANGER. RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS.” Driven by the prospect of a hard-hitting expose, he made a quick call to his editor, then returned to the scene to investigate. The construction supervisor looked unhappy to see him; “I’ll tell…

  • Lawyers Robbed

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    A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape. “It ain’t so bad,” one crook noted. “We got $50 between us.” The boss screamed: “I warned you to stay clear of lawyers….…

  • Crazy Mixed-up Pup

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    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries. Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed. Pekinese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog. Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean…