5W1H boo!

Jokes

  • Bubba

    in

    Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said, “Shingles.” So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, “Shingles.” So she wrote down…

  • Walmart Refund

    in

    A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn’t work. The clerk tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!…

  • Lettre De Georges Sand à Musset

    in

    Je suis très émue de vous dire que j’ai bien compris l’autre soir que vous aviez toujours une envie folle de me faire danser. Je garde le souvenir de votre baiser et je voudrais bien que ce soit là une preuve que je puisse être aimée par vous. Je suis prête à vous montrer mon…

  • A Little Short

    in

    Little 6 year old Nancy and her big sister, Sandy were at the mall, looking at a sweatshirt. “That shirt is 60 dollars,” said Sandy. “I wish I could afford it.” Then the shopkeeper comes up, and says, “Can I help you girls with something?” “Well, this sweater is 60 dollars and we only have…

  • The Haunted Hotel Room

    in

    Once there were three teenagers, two boys and one girl. The teenagers wanted to stay in a hotel, so they drove to the nearest one. The hotel owner said, “We only have one more free room, but it is the haunted one.” The teenagers didn’t care, so they said they’d take it anyway. “It’s on…

  • The Universal Grade Change Form

    in

    To: Professor _______________ From: ____________________ I think my grade in your course, ___, should be changed from ___ to ___ for the following reasons: __1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did. __2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did. __3. This course…

  • ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 2

    in

    Can you decipher this phrase? ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 2 Mistletoe! (Miss L two.)

  • Friends

    in

    Good friends are the ones who will bail you out of jail. But… TRUE friends are the ones who wil be sitting next to you in prison and say, “You know, we sure messed up there, buddy!”

  • Kisses

    in

    One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, “Do you know what it is?” “No, I don’t,” said the little boy. “OK, I’ll give you a clue. It’s the thing…

  • Punch

    in

    Yo momma so ugly when i punch her she looks better than before.

  • 4th Grade

    in

    Billy: i know a person who is 35 and still in 4th grade! Eddie: Really! who? Billy: My teacher!

  • Just Another Oxymoron

    in

    Adult Male