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Jokes

  • Cleaning Poem

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    I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I’d been ‘computering’, And I had to answer, “yes.” He told me to get off my fanny And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up… The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shone the…

  • Elephant Jokes (Plus One Mouse Joke)

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    What’s gray and comes in packets? Instant elephant. What’s gray and comes in buckets? An elephant. What’s gray and has a trunk? A mouse going on holiday. How do elephants hide in cherry trees? They paint their toe-nails red. How do elephants get down from cherry trees? Sit on a leaf and wait for fall.…

  • Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System

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    Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System 1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices. 2. Hey folks, were going to play a little game of geography trivia. If you…

  • Very Angry Wife

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    A man left for work one Friday afternoon, but since it was payday, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck instead of just going straight home. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and a two-hour tirade…

  • Yo Momma’s So Fat…

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    Yo Momma’s so fat, when she went in a hot air balloon there was a solar eclipse!

  • New Drugs For Women

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    BUYAGRA: Stimulant to be taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree. MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, “You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?” ST. MOM’S WORT: Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for…

  • Sweets

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    Which sweet is very clever? A Smartie

  • Yo Momma So Old

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    Larry: Yo momma so old her birth certificate said expired! Jerry: You know, at least I have a mom!

  • Did You?

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    Bobby-Hey do you remember what the teacher said in fourth hour? Jessica-?——–??? Bobby-Did you just have a blonde moment?

  • Men and Women

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    I. Why does a man wants to have a WIFE? Because: W = Washing I = Ironing F = Food E = Entertainment. Why does a woman wants to have a HUSBAND? Because: H = Housing U = Understanding S = Sharing B = Buying A = and N = Never D = Demanding. II.…

  • Anthill Golfing

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    Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot, everything but the golf ball. It sat in the same spot. So he lined up…

  • Dirty Things at Christmas

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    Did you get any under the tree? I think your balls are hanging too low. Check out Rudolph’s honker! Santa’s sack is really bulging. Lift up the skirt so I can get a whiff. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake? I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy. From here…