Jokes
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Funny Yo Momma Jokes!
in JokesYo Momma so heavy that she sank the Titanic. Yo Momma so stupid that she came up to George Bush and called him gay and Hitler #2. Yo Momma so old that she saw Abraham Lincoln die. Yo Momma so slow that she was mistaken for a rock. Yo Momma so stupid that she thinks…
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I Can’t Kvetch
in JokesA Jewish man in a hospital tells the doctor he wants to be transferred to a different hospital. The doctor says “What’s wrong? Is it the food?” “No, the food is fine. I can’t kvetch.” “Is it the room?” “No, the room is fine. I can’t kvetch.” “Is it the staff?” “No, everyone on the…
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Taste Test
in JokesA teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, “Children, I would like you to close your eyes and taste these.” The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them…
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So Many Products
in JokesLong ago I gave my kid an iPod. Last year he talked me into buying him an iPhone. This year he said he needed an iPad. I asked what the i- means and he said that’s the way Apple name their products. Now he’s asking for an i7 laptop. My goodness, Apple have made so…
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Kind of Makes You Think 22
in JokesIf at first you don’t succeed, shouldn’t you try doing it like your wife/girlfriend told you to do it?
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Redneck Medical Dictionary
in JokesArtery: Study of paintings Bacteria: Backdoor to cafeteria barium: What to do when treatment fails Bowel: Letter like A E I O or U Ceasarean Section: District in Rome Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty Cauterize: Made eye contact with her Coma: Punctuation Mark Congenital: Friendly D & C: Where Washington is Dilate: To live long…
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Why They Should Shut Up… And More!
in JokesA good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water. Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting youth. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all…
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Punishment
in JokesThree friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ”Why?” he asks. St. Paul replies, ”When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.” The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Paul replies, ”When you were nine you killed…
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Goat Pen
in JokesA Dane, a Norwegian and Snakeyboy made a wager on who could remain inside a goat pen the longest. First out was the Dane, who came out after just 10 minutes yelling “Damn! The goat stinks!” After him the Norwegian went in, and after half an hour he came out yelling, “Damn! The goat stinks!”…