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Jokes

  • Farm Murder

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    In the depths of the countryside there lived a farmer who took care of baby animals. The farm was very peaceful until one day the farmer’s pig was murdered. Now the farmer took this incident very seriously, so he started an investigation. Unfortunately, the only witness the farmer had to this murder was his pet…

  • Honecker IV

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    Honecker and Mielke are discussing their hobbies. Honecker: “I collect all the jokes about me that are in circulation.” Mielke: “Then we have almost the same hobby. I collect those who bring the jokes into circulation.”

  • Apricot

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    Knock-Knock Who’s there? Apricot. Apricot who? Apricot my key, open up!

  • Directors Cut

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    A Director said to the actress: “You have to jump from 100 feet into a swimming pool.” Actress: “But I dont know how to swim.” Director: “I know, that’s why I removed all the water from the swimming pool.”

  • Fat Momma

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    Yo momma so fat that when someone asked her for her weight, he replied with, “I asked for your weight, not your phone number.”

  • Communication

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    A communication technician drafted by the army was at a firing range. At the range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and 50 rounds. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked at his weapon, and then…

  • You Lie Like A Dog!

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    A man was taking a walk around town one day and he passed a sign saying ‘Talking dog for sale $5’. He thought it was a scam, but he went to see what was up anyway. When he got to the porch a dog came up to him. Deciding to be a smart aleck, he…

  • Check Up

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    Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check-up. When it was finished, she asked her gynecologist how everything was. He said he was pleased and that she was in great shape, and that she was pregnant. “No way!” she exclaimed, but he assured her she was most definitely pregnant. She stormed out of the examining…

  • How the Spaceship was Invented

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    Bob: I’m going to go ride my spaceship. Jack: What’s a spaceship? Bob: Dunno, I’ll go invent it.

  • JACK AND JILL…

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    JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son.

  • The Carpenter’s Son

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    One day Jesus was out for a walk, strolling near the walls surrounding heaven, when he heard an old man’s voice call from the other side. “Hello? Hello?” Jesus replied, “Who is it?” “Just a poor, old carpenter searching for his son,” the old man replied. Jesus’ heart leapt with joy and he called out,…

  • Making Your Bed

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    The landlady asked me if I minded making my own bed. I said I didn’t and she said great there’s a hammer and nails in the corner.