Jokes
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Blind Sky Diving
in JokesWhy don’t blind people sky dive? Because it scares the crap outta the dog.
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Smart Teacher
in JokesThe teacher has set the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of the particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member). A smart-ass student pipes up: “What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?” The class…
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Walter Wall
in JokesWhen your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Stolen Homework
in JokesOne time, when I was a kid, I forgot to do my homework, so I stole someone else’s and turned it in. After class, the teacher pulled me over. She asked why I didn’t turn in the homework. I said, guess I forgot to change the name on it!
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MYASS
in JokesThis memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. known as: “Millennia Year Application Software System” (MYASS). Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an…
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Water Way To Go!
in JokesA koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, “Hey, koala! What are you doing?” The koala said, “Smoking a joint – come up and have some,” so the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala, where they enjoyed a…
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Ironing Board
in JokesWhat is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? It’s easier to open the legs on the blonde.
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The Creation
in JokesIn the beginning was the Plan And then came the assumptions And the assumptions were without form And the Plan was completely without substance And darkness was upon the faces of the workers And they spake unto their Group Heads, and sayeth: “It is a crock, and it stinketh!” And the Group Heads went unto…