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Jokes

  • Square

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    Why are the blonde’s boobs square? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box!

  • Multi-tasking

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    I know that most jokes about women involve the fact that they are not as “smart” as men and they cannot do two things at once. Nothing could be further from the truth. I have never met a woman, no matter what age, who cannot multi-task, all women can multi-task. They talk and piss you…

  • Teachers VS. Students

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    Teacher: Paul, what is the chemical formula of water? Paul: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: What is this? Paul: Well, you said it is H2O! ——————————————————- Teacher : Mike, get up! How can you sleep in my class? Mike : I can Mr, if you keep your voice down. ———————————————————– Teacher : Where does God live? Little boy…

  • Puritans

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    Teacher: So class, in the medieval times, the Puritan’s ears were cut off if they didn’t attend Catholic services. Student: I bet they didn’t like the sound of that!

  • The Final Wish

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    One day, Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven. At the gates, St.Peter greeted her. “Hello, and welcome. You have lived a life full of prosperity and love. You have given millions around the world entertainment with your acting. Now I will provide you with one wish for the Earth before you enter Heaven. What…

  • Excuse Form For All Occasions

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    This form is designed for excuse you’ll need for the trouble you’ve caused.. Whenever there’s a multiple choice, pick the one that works best for your situation and use it. Dear: a) Mom b) Dad c) Love of my life d) Teacher e) Local Police Chief Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am…

  • Even More Famous Last Words

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    Famous Last Words “We’ll be safe here, trust me.” “Who cares about the severe weather warning, those forecasters are always wrong anyway.” “We’re not as high up as it looks, here I’ll show you.” “Who cares about those heart condition warnings anyway, I wanna ride this thing!” “My friend did this a while ago. I…

  • 46 Real Job Quotations…

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    Job Interview Quotations: Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle. An interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.…

  • Note to Mom

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    Billy’s teacher sent a note home to Mom saying, “Billy is a very bright boy, but spends much too much time thinking about girls and sex.” The next day Mom sent a note back to the teacher saying, “If you happen to find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Dad.”

  • Frog in My Throat!

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    A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hamster. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The…

  • M&M Peas

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    A mom, Bri, and a son, Jorge, were eating dinner at the dinner table. Jorge pushes his plate away and says, “I’m done.” Bri glances at Jorge’s plate and notices he still has a pile of peas on it, “No you don’t. Not untill you eat all of your food.” “I don’t like peas.” “They…

  • To Catch a Thief . . .

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    Two robbers from Puerto Rico felt that the police were getting hot on their trail, so they decided to move far away to Montreal and continue their life of crime in the new city. Unfortunately they just did not quite understand winter. They were arrested the morning after their first break-in. The police just followed…