Jokes
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Danish Chicks Flash Their Hairy Armpits
in JokesThese danish chicks flash their hairy armpits, while they catch guys’ reaction on candid camera. Scroll in a few minutes – it is hilarious http://www.dr.dk/pirattv/programmer/soestrene-bidsk/soestrene-bidsk-tester-angst-for-haar/
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Japan is in Trouble
in JokesTake heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine. It’s only a matter of time before that powerful engine of productivity begins to sputter and fail. What could cause such a sharp turnaround? High interest rates? Increased unemployment? Lower productivity? No, it’s something much more economically debilitating – and permanent.…
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A Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room
in JokesA man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it…
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Ole is So Cheap…
in JokesOle is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely he grumbled, “Vell, dere gose five dollars down da drain for dat flight insurance!”
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Catch a Train
in JokesThe train was about to pull out of the station. A young man ran towards it and managed to throw his bag in and climb aboard just in time. A fellow passenger looked at him and said, “Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a…
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Piglet and the Toilet
in JokesQ: Why did piglet look in the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh (poo)
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First Thing You are Taught
in JokesQ: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? A: To say “I surrender” in German
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Laugh at the Pregnant Lady
in JokesA young 6-month pregnant lady boarded a bus and took a seat. She noticed a young man smiling at her and got humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. The…
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Something Funny
in JokesWhat do you call a black person that wants to be and acts just like Jackie Chan? Blackie Chan
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Chuck Norris Facts: 21
in JokesThe First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed… unless it meets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn’t consider it sex if the woman survives. It is said that…