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Jokes

  • A GOOD TITLE

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    You are a big animal that is big.

  • Dont Read This Boys

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    Q: How many Clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Paid Clowns – 5 Boys in school – 1000

  • Blue House

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    Once there was a guy who lived in a blue, one story house. EVERYTHING in the house was blue. The refridgerator, all of the food, the tables, the chairs, the clothes of the man, the TV, the camera, the dishwasher, the washing machine, and even the man himself. What color were the stairs? Suspected Answer:…

  • Smuggle

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    Yo momma so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!

  • Shirts…

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    A middle school student was working at a shop for his after-school job. He had on a Dairy Queen shirt. A kindergarten student walked up to him and said, “Wow, I have 3 of those shirts! You must be cheap!”

  • Random Things 1

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    The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and… If you don’t like my driving, don’t call anyone. Just take…

  • Sin X

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    What is sin x divided by n? Canceling the “n” yields six.

  • Black Box

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    3 ladies were on a flight. Suddenly the pilot informed them that there was a technical problem and the plane was going to crash into the sea. A Chinese lady quickly took her cosmetics set out and started to doll herself up. A Malay lady beside her questioned her on her actions. The Chinese lady…

  • A Leprechaun

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    A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but when he went to wipe his bum, there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class, his teacher asked him what he had in his hands. “A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he’ll get scared…

  • Full of Whisky

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    A Scottish highlander is asked what his three wishes would be. He first wishes for a lake full of whisky. His second wish is for a similar quantity of good food. When asked for his third wish, after a moment of indecision, he asks for a second lake full of whisky.[2]

  • My Perfect Mate

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    A bachelor asked his friend to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sport and enjoys group activities.” Without thinking, his friend replied: “Marry a penguin.”

  • Repeat Offender

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    A judge scowled down at a repeat offender before him. “Haven’t I seen you in here many times already? And didn’t I tell you that I never wanted to see you in here again?” “Yes, Your Honor,” the defendant replied. “That’s exactly what I told the police officer, but he insisted I come in anyway!”