Jokes
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You’re Getting Old When…
in JokesYou’re getting old when… your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!” your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot. a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as…
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Wife Goes on a Trip………
in JokesA woman goes to Italy to attend a two week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her a good trip. The wife answers, “Thank you hon, what would like me to bring for you?” The husband laughs and says, “An Italian girl.” The woman kept quiet and left. Two…
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Hellman Mayonnaise
in JokesMost people don’t know that back in 1912 Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the “Titanic” was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.…
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A Blond Laughs at a Joke 3 Times
in JokesA blonde laughs at a joke 3 times. When the joke is told, When the joke is explained, And 5 days later, when she gets it.
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Mortgage
in JokesLittle Johnny was running away from home, crying his eyes out, when he ran across a policeman. “Where are you going, Little Johnny?” asked the cop. “I’m running away from home,” sobbed Little Johnny. The cop asked him, “Why would you want to do something like that?” “My mommy and daddy don’t love me any…
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The Honeymoon is Over
in JokesAs soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her mom asked. “Oh, mother,” she began, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible…