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Jokes

  • Just Another Oxymoron

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    Adult Male

  • Pair of Legs

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    What does the male centipede say to the other male centipede when a female centipede walks by? That’s a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs…..

  • $50

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    Someone dropped $50. Who do you think will pick it up? A.) An honest politician B.) A five year old child C.) Santa Claus B.) A 5 year old child, all the others aren’t real.

  • Monsters Hand

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    Where do the monsters go when they lose a hand? To the second-hand shop.

  • Confused Zebra

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    A zebra had died and when he got to Heaven he asked the guard, out of curiosity, if he was white with black strips or black with white strips. The guard said that he would see God roaming around Heaven and the zebra could ask Him. A couple weeks later he finally sees God and…

  • How are Emo’s and Girls Periods the Same?

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    Well both the girl and the emo bleed blood and both of them are annoying as hell in the process.

  • Oh I’m Real Scared Now…NOT

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    What does a horny ghost say to scare people? BOO…BS!

  • The New Brother

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    Four-year-old Robert tells his kindergarten teacher that he has a new baby brother, called Spot. “Spot?” says the teacher. “Are you sure it’s not a puppy your Dad bought you?” Robert was adamant that his brother’s name was Spot – until next morning, when he issued a correction. “Actually, it’s Mark.”

  • Business Call

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    “You were speaking much too long on the phone just now, Miss Ponsonby,” said Mr.Jones. “But it was a business call, Mr. Jones.” “Well, please don’t address our clients as ‘sweetikins’in the future.”

  • 300

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    The European union has decided the only way to avoid Greece defaulting on its debts is to replace the government and civil service with 300 Spartans !

  • Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

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    1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ”May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. ”Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somejoke breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. ”Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.” 5. ”Damn, this…

  • An Old Hillbilly Farmer

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    An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his…