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Jokes

  • Fishermen

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    What do you call the best fishermen in the state? Master Baiters

  • The Nasty

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    One night a couple was in their room and the woman had just performed amazing oral on her man. He asked her where she had learned how to do it like that. She than said to him, “It took some practice but your dad finally taught me how to do it right.”

  • Why Don’t Women…

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    Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.

  • How are Men…

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    How are men and parking spots alike? Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely short.

  • Trying to Fix a Clock

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    Harvey’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asks Harvey, “Vat sims to be ze problem?” Harvey says, “I’m…

  • 60 Divided By 1/3rd

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    What is 60 divided by 1/3rd? Read carefully. If you think it’s 180, then you’re wrong! The answer is 20. 3rd is 1/3. 1/3rd is 1/(1/3), and therefore 3. 60 divided by 3 is 20.

  • I Remember

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    I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.

  • Revenge

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    Why is revenge sweet, but payback is a b*tch?

  • Scoring Golf?

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    I play in the low 80’s. If it is hotter than that, I won’t play.

  • September 11

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    The following is a list of the U.S. deaths in certain places. September 11: 2,752 War on Terror: 4,344 We beat ourselves.

  • Viva La Difference

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    What’s the difference between a sock and a camera? One takes five toes and one takes photos.

  • Prudhomme’s Law

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    Prudhomme’s Law of Window Washing It’s on the OTHER side.