Jokes
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An Old Hillbilly Farmer
in JokesAn old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his…
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Loooonnnngggg John
in JokesQ: Why could Long John Silver never find an aspirin? A: ‘Cause his parrots ate them all.
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P for Pakistan
in JokesA visitor from Pakistan was strolling in a park in New Delhi, India, enjoying the greenery and flowers. He needed to empty his bladder badly, but couldn’t find a urinal anywhere. He couldn’t hold out any longer, and went behind a large bush. Just as he was undoing his fly buttons a policeman caught him.…
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The Painter
in JokesAn artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display. “I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work, and wondered if they would increase in value after your death. When I told him they would,…
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Ossi With a Wessi
in JokesWhat do you get when you cross an Ossi with a Wessi? An arrogant unemployed person.
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Soccer Analogy
in JokesA gay pornstar doesn’t take as many balls to the face as my 4 year old son playing soccer.
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Three Bags Full
in JokesI don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everyjoke to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. Sam Goldwyn.
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Rich People
in JokesHow many rich people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They hire people to do it for them.
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What We Learned
in JokesThe following are all quotes from an 11 year old student’s science exams: Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. To collect fumes…