Jokes
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How are Men…
in JokesHow are men and parking spots alike? Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely short.
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Trying to Fix a Clock
in JokesHarvey’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asks Harvey, “Vat sims to be ze problem?” Harvey says, “I’m…
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60 Divided By 1/3rd
in JokesWhat is 60 divided by 1/3rd? Read carefully. If you think it’s 180, then you’re wrong! The answer is 20. 3rd is 1/3. 1/3rd is 1/(1/3), and therefore 3. 60 divided by 3 is 20.
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September 11
in JokesThe following is a list of the U.S. deaths in certain places. September 11: 2,752 War on Terror: 4,344 We beat ourselves.
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Viva La Difference
in JokesWhat’s the difference between a sock and a camera? One takes five toes and one takes photos.