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Jokes

  • Two Rabbis

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    Two Rabbis argued late into the night about the existence of God, and, using strong arguments from the scriptures, ended up indisputably disproving His existence. The next day, one Rabbi was surprised to see the other walking into the Shul for morning services. “I thought we had agreed there was no God”, he said. “Yes,…

  • Oxygen

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    Overheard at an exhibit in the science museum: “It says here that oxygen was discovered over two hundred years ago.” “Wow! What did people breathe before that?”

  • Knowing Where to Look

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    One evening, a woman received an unexpected call from a ticket clerk at a major airline. He read a list of names and asked if she knew any of the people. “Yes,” she said, “they’re all friends of my son. How can I help you?” “The crew was cleaning a plane, and they found this…

  • Light Bulb

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    Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. That is what their students are for.

  • Blonds are Dumb

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    I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.” * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. *she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical…

  • Halloween Costume

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    A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. The husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes to the bedroom where there laid out on the bed was a Superman…

  • Corner Room

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    How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner. How does a blonde confuse you? When she comes out and says she found it.

  • Vampires Go to a bar

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    It’s Halloween and everyone’s out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night shift at the bar. He looks outside and sees everyone in crazy costumes. He sighs and picks up a glass and starts cleaning it. At around midnight, a guy in a vampire costume walks in and sits at the bar. He says to…

  • Wise Things…

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    1. Regular naps prevent old age…. especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with…

  • Mike Howe

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    A rancher walked up to the window at the post office, where a new clerk was sorting mail. “Any mail for Mike Howe?” the rancher asked. The clerk ignored him and the rancher repeated his question in a louder voice. Without looking up, the clerk said, “No, none for your cow and none for your…

  • It is Inevitable

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    The three stages of sex in marriage: Tri-weekly, Try-weekly, Try-weakly.

  • Anti War Slogans

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    Actual Anti-War Slogans for the War on Iraq These colors don’t run the world. One nation under surveillance. It’s the oil, stupid. War is expensive, Peace is priceless. Read between the Pipelines No More BuSh. Smart weapons, Dumb president. The only thing we have to fear is Bush himself. How many Lives per Gallon? Patriots…