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Jokes

  • college

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    A man goes to school and learns stuff.

  • He Didn’t Take Off

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    Two old pilot friends in the Air Force were talking about the day’s activities: Jenkins (first pilot): Did you hear? Captain Smith jumped out of a B-1 bomber, without a parachute, and he wasn’t hurt! Randy (Second Pilot): That’s impossible! The fall would have killed him! Jenkins (shakes his head): The bomber hadn’t taken off…

  • Good Cat’lic

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    Mrs. O’Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O’Rafferty. “Hello,” said the Father, “And how is Mr. O’Donovan? Didn’t I marry you two years ago?” She replied, “You did that, Father.” “And are there any little ones yet?” “No, not yet, Father,” she said “Well now,…

  • WHY???

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    Why did Tom throw butter outside the window? Because he wanted to see the butter-fly.

  • Hairdressers

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    Q: Why are hairdressers always on time? A: Because they know all the short cuts!

  • #2 Redneck

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    You might be a redneck if you answer to more than one nickname.

  • Loitering

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    A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser, with an experienced partner. A call came in, telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, “Let’s get…

  • Collection of “You Know You’re a Redneck When…” Number 3

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    Got some more Redneck lines . . . You know you’re a Redneck when: More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business. You think the stock market has a fence around it. Going to the bathroom in the middle…

  • New Line Of…

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    The Lazy Bowl Reclining toilet: It’s plush while you flush!

  • Look Before You Leap

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    Once there was a woman taking a shower when she heard a knock on door. A voice called, “It’s me, the fireman.” So the woman wrapped a towel around herself and went to the door. The fireman said, “Congratulate me, I just put out a fire!” So the woman congratulated him and went back to…

  • Ignorance and Apathy

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    “What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?” “I don’t know; and I couldn’t care less.”

  • Douglas Adams on Windows95

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    Beyond the Hype (Guardian, August 25, 1995) Douglas Adams, author of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, argues Windows 95 does not cross any frontiers. What on Earth is going on? Have we found intelligent life on other planets? Abolished war and famine? Found Elvis? Have we even devised a new and better way of…