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Jokes

  • The Blond Band

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    One day, a blond put an advert in the library to start a marching band. 20 other blonds saw this advert and signed up. At their first destination they played “Oh, when the saints”. At their second destination they played the same song. At their third destination they played the same song yet again! When…

  • Vanna

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    Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White? A: They can’t find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

  • Carrots and Peas

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    Why did the kid like the bowl of carrots and peas? Because he could eat every carrot and pea in the bowl.

  • Wife’s Plight

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    Wife: I always bring your picture with me everyday when I go to the office. Husband: Oh. That must be because you love me so much. Wife: No, it’s because whenever I see your picture, I realize that however hard the problem is in office, I’m lucky with my work because there is a much…

  • Freeway

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    When everything is coming your way, you’re on the wrong side of the freeway.

  • Warm Welcome

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    Knock-knock GO AWAY!!! WE DON’T WANT ANY!!!

  • Tired Broom

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    Why was the broom tired? It over swept.

  • Non-ink

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  • Black Eyes

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    A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned. “What happened, my child?” “I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie, so I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye.”…

  • Art Directors

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    Q: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Does it have to be a lightbulb?

  • A blind man visits the state of Texas

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    There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.” When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the…

  • Bumper Sticker:

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    “God give me patience….And make it quick!”