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Jokes

  • It is Inevitable

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    The three stages of sex in marriage: Tri-weekly, Try-weekly, Try-weakly.

  • Anti War Slogans

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    Actual Anti-War Slogans for the War on Iraq These colors don’t run the world. One nation under surveillance. It’s the oil, stupid. War is expensive, Peace is priceless. Read between the Pipelines No More BuSh. Smart weapons, Dumb president. The only thing we have to fear is Bush himself. How many Lives per Gallon? Patriots…

  • Blonde Nurse

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    Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? A: To draw blood.

  • I Know What I’m Doing

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    Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

  • High Morals

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    What is a musician with real high morals? Virtuoso.

  • Donkey Raffle

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    A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died.” “Well then, just give me my money back.”…

  • Cute Story

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    One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an in which my arm had been broken among other injuries. Someone had given me a…

  • Yahoo

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    Knock, Knock Who’s there? Ya Ya – who? I didn’t know you could yodel! Yahoooo!

  • Very Funny

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    Yo momma is so fat, that when she fell in love , people wern’t laughing but the floor was cracking up!!!

  • A Health Class Competition

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    A few weeks ago, my Health teacher set up a competition, saying the winning group would win an extra credit point. We were separated into five groups; water, electricity, food, paper, and gas. Each group had to come up with at least twenty ways to preserve their element. The group that came up with the…

  • Blind Pilots

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    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be…

  • Jesus in the Bathroom

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    A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raised his hand and…