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Jokes

  • 2 Presidents

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    President Musharraf went to the US & had a meeting with President Bush. Bush said, “I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me.” Bush takes him in a deep forest and says, “Dig the ground.” Musharraf digs. Bush says, “More, more, more…” Musharraf has now reached 100 feet. Bush…

  • Bad Dog

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    A man walks into a bar and says “bartender, give me a triple shot of Jack!”. The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar, and says, “Another”. The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says, “Another”. As the bartender pours the third glass he says, “Mister you…

  • Giving Sad News to a Troop

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    The captain called the sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me.” So the sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. “Listen up, men,” says the sergeant. “Johnson, report to the mess hall…

  • Yo Momma House………

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    Yo mamma is soooo poor that her front and back door are on the same hinge!

  • Snoring

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    A woman was having a terrible time sleeping. Her large dog, which slept in the bedroom with her and her husband, snored like a buzz saw. She contacted the Vet who told her of an old remedy that was handed down to him by an old Southern lady. He said when the dog began to…

  • Water Bottle

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    What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty? The water bottle hit Justin Bieber first.

  • Gum

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    Why did the piece of gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

  • Girlfriend 1.0

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    Dear Bob in Tech Support, I’m currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I’ve been having some problems lately. I’ve been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever, as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I’ve tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won’t crash if GirlFriend is…

  • Haiku Error Messages

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    The Web site you seek cannot be located but countless others exist Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. Everything is gone; Your life’s work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Seeing my great…

  • Mom’s Wedding Gown

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    Carole was planning her upcoming wedding and asked to wear her mother’s wedding gown. When she tried it on, it was a perfect fit on her petite frame. Suddenly, her mother’s eyes filled with tears. Putting an arm around her, Carole lovingly said, “Don’t cry, Mom. Remember, you aren’t losing a daughter, you’re gaining a…

  • 5 Jokes

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    1) How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it! 2) How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off a cliff! 3) How does a blonde lose 5 pounds? She takes off her make up! 4) Why does a blonde wash her hair in the sink? Because thats where you wash…

  • Stamps

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    Yesterday my mother asked me to buy some stamps. Stamps, are available in 3p, 9p, 11p, 17p and 21p denominations. For three types of stamp I was asked to buy eight of each. For the other two types of stamp, I was asked to buy nine of each. Unfortunately I forgot which I was supposed…