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Jokes

  • Exam was Okay …

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    A blond finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do in his exam; he replied, “Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought … and at last I wrote THUNK!”

  • A Will

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    What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).

  • Snowmen

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    What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

  • Duh!!!

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    She Was So Blonde She told someone to meet her at the corner of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk”.

  • Long Time

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    Yo Mama’s so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes!

  • Picture Contest

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    A lady named Annala had 4 children. They didn’t spent a lot of time together. One day Annala’s husband said,”How about having a picture contest, so we can have a great time! We can invite the whole family; Grandma, Grandpa, and the rest of the gang!” The mother accepted the challenge. The day of the…

  • The Huged Handed Teacher

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    Teacher: Justin if I had ten tennis balls in one hand, and twelve in another what would I have? Justin: Huge hands sir

  • Duh

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    Yo momma is so stupid, she jumped out the window and fell up.

  • Old Lady

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    Once there were twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John’s wife died the same day that Joe’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. She said, “I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You…

  • Choclate Ice Cream

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    A little boy walks into a ice cream parlor to buy ice cream. Worker: Hello little boy, can I help you? Little boy: Yes, I want some chocolate ice cream, please. Worker: Sorry, we’re out of choclate. Little boy: Ok, I’ll have some………..chocolate. Worker: Once again, we’re out of chocolate, pick another flavor. Little boy:…

  • The Nose Picking Glossary

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    THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there’s no time limit! CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK…When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.…

  • Sardarji

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    A plain computer illeterate SARDAR rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What’s the problem? Sardaar: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: You’ll need a new power supply. Sardaar: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty.…