Jokes
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Hollywood Story
in JokesThe wife ran into the house, screaming to her actor husband, “Darling, come quick. Your kids and my kids are beating up on our kids!”
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The Haunted Car
in JokesThis story happened about a month ago in a little town in Louisiana, and sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale. This guy is on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night passes slowly and no cars come by. The storm is so…
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Preacher
in JokesThe angry preacher… The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie, and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this…
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Helpful Driver
in JokesAs a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the window. The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.” The trucker ignores her and proceeds…
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Great Nations
in JokesWhich three great nations in the world begin with “U”? – USA, USSR, and our (German:unsere) GDR (USA, UdSSR, Unsere DDR). (A play on the way official discourse often used the phrase “our GDR”, and also often exaggerated the GDR’s world status.)
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Another Blond Joke
in JokesQ: How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A: 101, one to hold the lightbulb and 100 to spin the house!
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Old Age, Cowboy Style
in JokesA cowboy has lived to an extremely old age, and one day his grandson asked him to what he attributes his long life. “Well, you know that every morning, I have a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast,” says the old timer. His grandson nods. “Before I eat it, I sprinkle a little gunpowder on it,…
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Stuttering Cat
in JokesA teacher is explaining Biology to her 4th grade students, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. A little girl raises her hand, “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. “Well,” she began,…