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Jokes

  • Sardarji

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    A plain computer illeterate SARDAR rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What’s the problem? Sardaar: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: You’ll need a new power supply. Sardaar: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty.…

  • 3 Americans

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    Once upon a time 5 Indians captured 3 Americans and they said to go get fruit or they’ll beat them up. The 1st guy comes back with apples and the Indians tell him to shove 10 apples up his butt. He says “Ok – 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…” then he dies and goes to…

  • Fidelity

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    “You could use your old computer to shop for a new computer online. But that seems kind of cruel, doesn’t it? Like asking your dying spouse if he or she has any cute friends.” – Scott Ostler

  • Blonde’s Mating Call

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    Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: “I’m drunk!”

  • Terrorist School

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    “I’m very sorry sir, but I don’t have my homework with me- I left my bag on the bus.” “Well done! A+”

  • Pool Table

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    Why is a pool table green? Because if someone racked your balls you’d be green too.

  • Drumming Up Trade

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    News just in – the drummer tripped over the cymbals, and hit his head. The hospital spokesperson said, “He’ll be all right in a couple of days; he’s just suffering from percussion.”

  • Mexican and Bench

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    What’s the difference between a Mexican and a Bench? A bench can support a whole family.

  • W O R K

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    Can you decipher this phrase? W O R K SEESAWS Overseas work!

  • Two Pints

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    An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first goes up to the bartender and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager, please.” The next one says, “and I’ll have half of what he’s having.” The bartender says, “You’re all idiots,” and pulls two pints.

  • Joined at the Tooth…

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    A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want any pain killers because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.” The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly…

  • Poise

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    Poise: the ability to continue speaking fluently while the other fellow is picking up the cheque.