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Jokes

  • Ways You Know You are a Redneck

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    1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. 3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house. 4. You’ve never thrown away…

  • M&M Job

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    Yo momma is so stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.

  • Pope’s Crossword Puzzle

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    A man was sitting next to the Pope on a cross-country flight. The Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. He turned to the man and asked “Do you know a four-letter word for ‘woman’ that ends in U-N-T?” The man thought for a minute and said “Aunt.” “Oh yes, of course,” the Pope replied. “Do…

  • Dead Baby Jokes I

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    What’s grosser than gross? A pile of dead babies in a trash can. What’s grosser than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What’s grosser than that? He has to eat his way to freedom. What’s grosser than that? He goes back for more.

  • Cellular Phone

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    One time, when there was a hope for mankind, some blonds appeared in front of a judge. The judge said, “You can either have world peace or keep your cellular phones and get electrocuted.” So the blond takes out her cellular phone and the judge says; “What are you doing?” and she simply says; “Im…

  • Some Christmas oneliners

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    How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer, Olive? Yeah, you know, “Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.” What’s the most popular wine at Christmas? “I don’t like sprouts”!

  • Whats a Joke Subscription?

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    Not to be confused with the Daily Joke Newsletter, a subscription to a joke means that it will appear on your “View Subscriptions” page. This allows you to keep up-to-date on the conversation/comments of your favorite jokes. To subscribe, click the checkbox at the bottom of the comment box on the joke page. You can…

  • Buying Candy

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    Three little boys went into a candy store. “I want two cents worth of jelly beans,” the first boy said to the clerk. The clerk frowned. The jelly beans were on the top self, and he didn’t like climbing up there just to sell two cents worth, but he did it. When he came down,…

  • You Know Something?

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    Knowledge cannot enter the head via an open mouth.

  • The Elephant and the Turtle

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    An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. He ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. “What did you do that for?” asked a passing giraffe. “Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my…

  • 2 of the Best Chuck Norris Jokes Ever

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    1. Chuck Norris beat the brick wall in tennis. 2. The boogy man does not wait for chuck norris, Chuck Norris waits for the boogy man.

  • Doraemon and Hello Kitty

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    Part 1 One day, Doraemon was walking down street. He saw Hello Kitty approaching him. Excited by the encounter, he walked towards Hello Kitty and said, “Good morning”. Sadly, Hello Kitty did not reply him. Why? Answer: Hello Kitty has no mouth. ———————————— Part 2 Unhappy that she broke Doraemon’s feelings, Hello Kitty decided to…