Jokes
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Quotes From Famous Mothers I
in JokesLITTLE MISS MUFFET’S MOTHER: “Well, all I’ve got to say is if you don’t get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there’ll be a lot more spiders around here!” ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: “But, Albert, it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something…?” GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOTHER: “The…
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Good News and Bad News
in JokesA man goes into his doctor’s office to learn the results of some tests and immediately the doctor greets him by saying “Well Sam, I have good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?” Sam decides on the bad news first and his doctor tells him “Sam, I’m very sorry but…
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Another Miracle!
in JokesDiscovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant’s owner waited nervously for the clerics’ reaction. “Quick, man,” he whispered to the waiter, “what did they say?” “Nothing,” replied the waiter. “They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets.”
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Bucket and Saucer
in Jokes3 married women are sitting around chatting about their married life and eventually the subject of birth control comes up. The 1st woman says, “Well, we use condoms and they seem to work ok; we only have 3 children after 20 years of marriage.” The 2nd woman speaks up. “We use the pill and it…
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Blonde Job Interview
in JokesA blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. “So, Miss, can you tell me your age, please?” The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, “Ehhhh … 22!” The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And can…
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The Contractors
in JokesThree contractors are at a theme park to bid for a job repairing fences â one is from New York, one from Texas and the third from Florida. First to bid is the Florida contractor. He measures up and says, “Well, I reckon we’ll do the job for $900. That’s $400 for materials, $400 for…
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How are the Points Calculated?
in JokesFor a complete breakdown of how points are calculated, please read the Site Rules. You can get to the site rules by going to the FAQ’s and the first answer gives you a link to the Site Rules.
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Who’s First?
in JokesA gay couple (of guys) and a lesbian couple decide to leave from New York to Miami at the same time. The two couples are neighbors and they plan on driving the same route. so the question is who gets to Miami first? Why the lesbians of course! They go lickety split while the guys…
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Name of the Child
in JokesWhen a women found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. “Yes,” he said. “I know what we’re going to name it.…