Jokes
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Bowling Pin
in JokesSo, what did one Bowling pin say to the other Bowling pin? ………………………. Hey, you’re a knock out!
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Famous sport Quotes
in Jokes*Famous sport Quotes* “Nojoke in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” – Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.” – Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh “You guys pair up in groups of…
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Mary Short For…
in JokesWhat is Mary short for? For having no legs, of course…If you didn’t have any, you would be short too.
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Make it Stiff
in JokesA boy went to his grandpa’s & grandma’s house. He asked his grandpa, while his hand holds a worm, “If I can make this worm stiff, would you give me $10?” His grandpa said, “Yes.” Then he sprayed the worm with hair spray, and the worm became stiff. The grandpa looked surprised. He then tells…
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How Can You Tell If a Man’s a Redneck?
in JokesIf he concentrates on the bottle because it says, “from concentrate!”
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Twelve Minutes
in JokesA policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver’s seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked…
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Misunderstanding
in JokesHoward County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly. “Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025…
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Texas Dumb Laws
in JokesIt is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. It is unlawful for a person to consume an…