Jokes
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We and You is Friends
in JokesWe and You is friends. You smile, We smile….. You hurt, We hurt…. You cry, We cry… You jump off a bridge… We gonna miss you!
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What On Earth?
in JokesIn the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Quickly, God was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. God was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the cease and desist order for the earthly part. Then God said, “Let there be…
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Little Red Riding Hood
in JokesQ. What little girl takes from the rich and gives to the poor? A. Little Red Robbin’ Hood!
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What I Leraned In MY Lifetime So Far #1
in JokesHere are some things learned in MY lifetime: 1) If you want something very bad and your parents won’t let you, give them a lower lip, blink your eyes really fast, and say please 3,000 times until they crack. 2) NEVER ask your dad about Shakespeare or Math homework, unless you want a 5 hour…
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Mercedes in Moscow
in JokesThe Armenian Radio was asked: “Is it true that in Moscow, Mercedes cars are being given to citizens?” The Armenian Radio answers: “Yes, but it is not Moscow but Leningrad, not Mercedes but Ladas, and not given to but stolen from.”
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The Buddhist Computer Addict
in JokesQ: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with? A: He enters Nerdvana.
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I KNOW I’m Right!
in JokesWhen a man wants to believe something, it doesn’t take much to convince him.
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Now That’s Dumb
in JokesYo momma so dumb that when we told her it was a serial killer on the loose she went and locked all the boxes of cereal up in the cabinet.