Jokes
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HO-sausage and Sputnik
in JokesWhat’s the difference between an HO-sausage and Sputnik? They’ve officially confirmed that Sputnik 2 had a dog in it.
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You Might be a Redneck If……..
in JokesYou might be a redneck if you carry more than two extra tires in the back of your truck.
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Star Trek And Toilet Paper
in JokesQ: What do the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? A: They both circle around Uranus searching for Klingons!
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Who Cares
in JokesThe mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly.” On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?” “Yes,” the boy’s mother answered. “And how is your son now?” the psychiatrist asked. “Who…
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Its a Habit
in JokesA doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that…
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An Elderly Man Called 911…………..
in JokesAn elderly man called 911 and said he thought his wife might be dead. Operator: “MIGHT be dead? Sir, can’t you tell if she is dead?” Man: “I’m not quite sure.” Operator: “Well, what makes you THINK that she could be dead?” Man: “Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are beginning to…
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The Extra Chapter
in JokesA preacher finished the service one morning by saying, “Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars. As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark 17.” On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, “Last week I…
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Ole and Lena Again
in JokesOle and Lena went to the Olympics. While sitting on a bench a lady turned to Ole and said, “Are you a pole vaulter?” Ole said, “No, I’m Norvegian…and my name isn’t Valter.”