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Jokes

  • Funny Thoughts 2

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    Here are more funny thoughts from www.crazythoughts.com. Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you’re standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn’t you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions,…

  • F.B.I. Phone Logs

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    The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME. FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite…

  • The Bright Side

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    Jack was summoned by the Disciplinarian where his son, Tracey was enrolled. Tracey always throw stones at his playmates and he never missed. Jack replied to the Disciplinarian : Sir, please look at the bright side. My son will grow up to be a very effective baseball pitcher.

  • Relationship

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    Two women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, “Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “Why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend. “Oh! Not yet.” the first replied, “I’d like to lose at least another…

  • Jersey Girls

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    Jersey girls aren’t trash

  • Great Writer

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    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl…

  • Yet Another Camping Joke

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    Why did the big knot give the little knot a time-out? It was being knotty!

  • Techmomma

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    Yo momma is so fat, she joined MySpace and there was no room for anyone else. Yo momma is so fat, she tried uploading her picture to a computer, but the C: Drive filled up.

  • The Neutron

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    A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a drink?”. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge”.

  • Computer Power

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    The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. “My, you look tired,” she said. “You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?” “It was terrible,”…

  • Gravity

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    Yo momma so fat she has her own gravitational pull!!!

  • How to be Politically Correct With Women II

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    She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – she is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK – she is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – she is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED – she is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. She does not want to be MARRIED –…