Jokes
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Lunch
in JokesThe teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?” After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess…
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Father’s Day
in JokesIt was Father’s Day, and Little Billy’s mom told him to tell his dad to just lay around, watch TV, and do nothing productive. So Little Billy went into the family room where he found his dad watching TV. Little Billy said, “Dad, it’s Father’s Day, so mom and me think that you should just…
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Concentrate
in JokesYo momma so dumb, she spent twenty minutes staring at a orange juice bottle because it said, ‘Concentrate’.
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Father’s Last Request
in JokesA husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and…
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Birth Control
in JokesA doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she…
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The Last Laugh
in JokesA boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge…
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Help….
in JokesHelp…. The Titanic is going to sink. Everyjoke on the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God… Just then an Italian asks a nearby blond on the ship, Italian: “How far is land from here?” Blond: “Two miles.” Italian: “Only two miles? Then why are these fools making so much noise? I can…
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Online Banking
in JokesEager to make full use of my new computer’s capabilities, I asked a customer-service representative at my bank whether it offered on-line banking. “Certainly,” she stated matter-of-factly, pointing to a crowd of people near the tellers. “The line starts over there.”
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About Yo Momma…
in JokesYo Momma’s feet are so ashy she leaves white footprints. Yo Momma’s house is so nasty the roaches moved out. Yo Momma’s hair is so short it’s ingrown. I would stay and chat, but yo momma’s water bowl is empty.