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Jokes

  • Interview With Banta Singh

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    Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : OK. Interviewer : Made in India. Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan. Interviewer : Good …. Keep it up. Banta Singh : Bad …. Put it down. Interviewer : Maxi – mum Banta Singh : Mini – dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your seat. Banta…

  • Amazing Facts 8

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    #1 Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die. #2 Historically, a blue ribbon has been awarded for first prize. #3 The motto of M-G-M movie studios is Art for Art’s Sake. #4 The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named “Volney.” #5 It cost 7 million dollars to build the…

  • Short Man

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    A man walks into a bar and says, “bartender, give me two shots.” bartender says, “You want them both now or one at a time?” The guy says,” Oh, I want them both now. One’s for me and one’s for this little guy here,” and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his…

  • Things Learned

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    Things some people learn as they “mature.” I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jerks. I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and…

  • Johnny’s Lunch

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    Little Johnny’s mum was sitting in front of computer while Johnny was making sandwiches. She said to Johhny, “You’re the best sandwich maker ever,” and Johnny says “No mum, you’re just lazy.” hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Warning- very corny!

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    What do you call a bear who’s into gardening? A Hairy Potter!

  • Miles Better

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    This last weekend I was reminded at the pace we are converting to metric. I was on I-75 in Ohio when I saw a sign that said: All signs metric – Next 20 miles.

  • See Me Go!

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    One employee asked another, “How long have you been working here?” The second said, “Ever since the boss threatened to fire me!”

  • You’re a Redneck…

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    You know you’re a redneck if: 1) You drive your house and sleep in your car. 2) You think a loaded dishwasher means your wife is drunk. 3) You have more than 2 relatives named Buh Buh. 4) You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of HER kids.…

  • HIGHER POWER

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    A Sunday school teacher said to her children, “We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anyjoke tell me what it is?” One child blurted out, “Aces!”

  • Holics

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    Since workaholics are people addicted to work and chocaholics are people addicted to chocolate, are catholics people addicted to cats?

  • 100 Years Ago Vs. Today

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    In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their children will speak English. In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family’s head, he was a success. Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that’s just the vacation home. In 1900, a father waited for…