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Jokes

  • Bear-faced Cheek

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    A bear was bought from a Russian circus by a tourist agent after he was asked to provide an American visitor with a “wild bear hunt”. The tourist was taken to the Perdelkino Forest near Moscow and when all was ready, the bear was released. As the hunter closed in on his prey, a postman…

  • Termit

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    A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bartender here?”

  • Surprise!

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    Yo momma was so fat, I was surprised that she could even jump!

  • Disability

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    An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded yes, so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him. The next patron to…

  • Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s On First…” Meets the 21

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    ABBOTT: Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up a home office in the den, and I’m thinking of buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name is Bud. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you,…

  • Cargo

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    Knock-Knock. Who’s There? Cargo. Cargo Who? Car Go “Beep, Beep!”

  • Bad Knock-Knock Joke

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    Knock Knock! Who’s there? Who! Who who? You must have the stammers!

  • Jumping Cow

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    What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction.

  • Why Mexicans Lost Their Jobs.

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    Because Lexus created the park it your self car many Mexicans lost their jobs.

  • Go barefoot

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    I found this joke someplace: In middle school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn’t know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat.…

  • The Sun

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    One day, a kindergarten teacher, who was incidentally blonde, gave everyjoke a set of crayons and told them to draw something with it. The teacher noticed that Little Johnny had drawn a sun enclosed in a box with rays shining out of it. ‘Johnny,’ said the teacher with a confused look. ‘Did your grandparents come…

  • Good Friends…

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    A good friend will say: “I love you!” (In a sarcastic tone) A best friend will say: “I love you, you f***in’ b****!”