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Jokes

  • Holics

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    Since workaholics are people addicted to work and chocaholics are people addicted to chocolate, are catholics people addicted to cats?

  • 100 Years Ago Vs. Today

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    In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their children will speak English. In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family’s head, he was a success. Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that’s just the vacation home. In 1900, a father waited for…

  • How Do You Plant Dope??

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    How do you plant dope? Bury a blond.

  • Goldfish

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    3 blondes caught a goldfish, and the fish said if they let her go she will grant them one wish each. The first blonde said: “I want to be smart.” The second said: “I want to be smarter than her,” and the third said: “I want to be the smartest.” In the morning they woke…

  • Abbey

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    Knock Knock! Who’s there? Abbey! Abbey who? Abbey stung me on the nose!

  • College Money

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    A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. Mom said, ‘Sure, sweetie. I’ll send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?’ ‘Uh, oh yeah,…

  • Kind of Makes You Think 23

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    And my FAVORITE…… The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they’re okay, then it’s you.

  • Gambling

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    A man is playing poker, and sees a sign that says: If You Have A Gambling Problem call 1-800-GAMBLING. So the man calls the hotline and says, “The guy on my right has an ace and a two, I have a three and a jack, there is a four, a five, and a queen on…

  • Alphabet

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    One day, Mr. Dorren’s first grade class was learning the alphabet. One of his students came up to Mr. Dorren and asked to go to the bathroom. Mr. Dorren said, “First, recite the alphabet.” The student started, “A, B… … L, M, N, O, Q…” When he finished, Mr. Dorren asked, “Where’s the ‘P’?” “Running…

  • A Frenchman, a German and a Jew

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    A Frenchman, a German and a Jew walk into a bar. “I’m tired and thirsty,” says the Frenchman. “I must have wine.” “I’m tired and thirsty,” says the German. “I must have beer.” “I’m tired and thirsty,” says the Jew. “I must have diabetes.”

  • Accept

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    “If you do settle in the South and bear children, don’t think we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn’t call ’em biscuits.”

  • Truths of Life

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    GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old…