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Jokes

  • Revenge! II

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    In February 1993 a train knocked down and injured an elephant calf in the Sylhet region of Bangladesh. When the next train came along an hour later the calf’s mother blocked the track, then banged her forehead against the engine for 15 minutes, until it could no longer run. Then she walked off into the…

  • Terms & Conditions of Site Use

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    Thank you for using Wocka.com. This page states the terms and conditions under which you may use the web site. It is important that you read this page carefully because by opening our web site you agree to be bound, without limitation or qualification, by these terms. If you do not accept any of the…

  • Elfs

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    Q. What do elfs learn while in school? A. The elfabet!

  • The Shit Song

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  • Native

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    I once asked a foreign person if i could bang on his drum, he told me, “You can’t bang on my drum, but you can bang on my bum!” -If this ever happens to you, run!

  • Phone Conversation

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    Sam: “Cas, phone for you!” Cas: “Okay, thanks, Sam.” –BEEP OF PHONE BEING TURNED ON– “Hello? Oh, hi….” –AFTER PHONE CONVERSATION– Sam: “So, who was it?” Cas: “Heather.” Sam: “What did she want?” Cas: “Our phone number.”

  • In the Navy

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    “Mummy, Mummy. I was at the playground and Daddy…” Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story, so Little Johnny tells her. “I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a…

  • Want to hear a REALLY dirty joke?

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    Two white horses fell in the mud and three came out.

  • The Alligator

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    Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

  • December 3rd

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    (To fully enjoy this joke, please read the Wocka jokes entittled: December 1st December 2nd Enjoy!) FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 3rd RE: Holiday Party Regarding the note I received from a member of “Alcoholics Anonymous” requesting a non-drinking table – you didn’t sign your name. I’m happy to…

  • The Resurrection

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    Q: What was Jesus when he was resurrected? A: A Born Again Christian

  • Know Your Medicine

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    “Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrated.” “What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement. “It’s something I’ve been thinking about it for a long time and I want to have it done” replies Steve. “But have you thought it through properly?” asks the doctor, “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s…