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Jokes

  • Definition of Junk

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    Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

  • Palt And Sepper

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    I’ve been out of work for a while, so when I found a job sorting salt and pepper, I was most pleased. The only drawback is that it’s seasonal work.

  • Irish

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    How do you confuse an Irishman? Line 4 shovels up against a wall and tell him to take his pick.

  • The Donkey

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    What do you call a donkey with one leg? A wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? A winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love? A bonky winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one…

  • Difference Between

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    HAPPINESS IS . . . Infantry: A good rifle Cavalry: A big tank Artillery: A loud boom UPON HEARING FIREWORKS Infantry: Cool, just like a live fire exercise Cavalry: Not loud enough Artillery: Fireworks? What fireworks? OTHER TRADES Infantry: Waste of rations Cavalry: Waste of rations Artillery: Waste of rations IDEA OF FUN Infantry: Not…

  • Sales Pitch

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    Boudreaux’s first military assignment was to a military induction center and because he was a good talker they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled. Before long the Captain in charge of the induction center began noticing that Boudreaux was getting…

  • Breast

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    What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart? Through her left breast.

  • Birthday Celebration

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    “Look at ME!” boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm stomach, having just finished 100 situps before a group of young people. “Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t stay up late, and I don’t chase after loose women!” He…

  • True Blonde

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    Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down.…

  • Old What’s-Her-Name

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    Two executives were talking in the executive washroom. “My wife says I don’t display enough passion. Imagine the audacity! I think I’ll send her a memo!”

  • You are a Redneck If… #19

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    You are a redneck if: You’ve ever bought steel-toed boots, only to remove the steel to patch a hole in your trailer.

  • Let He Who is Without Sin . . .

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    One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally worn out Bible.…