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Jokes

  • You are Given….

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    A guy walks up to a doctor and asks: “What type of questions do you ask people to decide if they are retarded or not?” “I ask questions like; If you had to empty a bathtub that was full of water, and I gave you a teaspoon, a bucket, and a cup, how would you…

  • Quarter For Nothing

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    Justin: If you give me a quarter, I’ll give you everything in my lunch box. Zach: That depends… what’s in your lunchbox? Justin: Nothing!

  • Cannibal Humor

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    Q: Why are cannibals such great improvs? A: They keep feeding off each other.

  • Hickory, Dickory Dock…

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    Hickory, Dickory Dock Three mice ran up the clock The clock struck one… The rest got away with minor injuries

  • Let’s See You Argue With That!

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    Angie and John were in court after deciding their divorce when the problem of ‘who gets to keep the kid’ started to arise. Angie exclaimed that the child was hers since she could take care of the kid better than her ‘wretched’ husband. But the judge wanted to hear John’s reason of why he should…

  • Funny Instructions

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    Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods… On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that’s the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.…

  • Liar

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    Sid and barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes. Sid says to barney, “Let’s say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day.” barney agrees…

  • A True Senior’s Moment

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    This Is A True Senior’s Moment: An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it…

  • Um…

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    Q: What do you get when you cross an anteater and a monkey? A: I haven’t a goddamn clue.

  • Welcome to the Party

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    I was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn’t know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then her husband got an idea…. He turned to the crowd…

  • Yahoo/Google Rivalry

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    When you look up Yahoo! Answers on Yahoo! search, it tells you it’s deleted according to community guidelines. When you look it up on Google Search, it’s restored according to Google Cache’s workings.

  • Spot

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    John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. “I’ll be ready in a few minutes,” she said. “Why don’t you play with Spot, my dog, while you’re waiting?” He does wonderful tricks. He…