Jokes
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Let He Who is Without Sin . . .
in JokesOne Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally worn out Bible.…
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25 Ways to Have Fun at a Swimming Pool
in Jokes1. Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down until your demands are met. 2. Tell the lifeguards that they aren’t doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today. 3. Ask people if they have seen your pet shark. 4. Sit in the baby pool…
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Goodbye Mother
in JokesA young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring…
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No Parachute?
in JokesIvan, an experienced parachutist with 800 jumps under his belt, was videotaping a private lesson given by an instructor for a single trainee. He had attached the video camera to his helmet so that it would capture the entire day of instruction, and the supporting power supply and recorder were in a heavy satchel slung…
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A Fat Story Of Yo Momma. . .
in JokesYo momma is so fat, she’s NOT on A Diet. . .she’s on two Diets cause one ain’t fittin’ her well!
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Office Gags
in JokesTWO POINT GAGS Run one lap around the office at top speed Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other ‘no-player’ must be in the bathroom at the time) Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and…