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Jokes

  • What Women Need

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    Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place!

  • Ooops, Coach!

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    The football players were doing very well in their games, but when it came to academics, they were failing. So the administrater of the school, who desired all of his students to graduate, talked to the coach of the football team and said, “Coach, if ONE of your football players can answer a single math…

  • Count Them Yourself!

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    In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece. When she was done, one of the old farmers stood up and said, “What does she know about anything? I would…

  • Gross, Grosser, Grossest

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    What’s gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What’s grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar. What’s grosser than that? When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face. You want to know what’s grosser than that? When you sit on your grandpa’s…

  • Grand Theft Auto

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    Why did the blonde steal a parked police car? She saw “911” and thought it was a Porsche. (Porsche 911)

  • A Short History Of Medicine

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    Nothing has really changed, even though we think we’ve gotten smarter, and technologically advanced. We’ve just gone back to square one! “Doctor, I have an ear ache.” 2000 B.C. – “Here, eat this root.” 1000 B.C. – “That root is heathen, say this prayer.” 1850 A.D. – “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.” 1940…

  • Redneck: Inherit

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    You might be a redneck if the only thing you inherited from your father was alcoholism.

  • YOO

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    Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Yoo who? No thanks.

  • Candy bar After Candy bar

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    The day after Halloween, Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candybar one man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.”…

  • Child of the Corn

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    Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn? A: Where’s pop corn?

  • The Monastery on a Cliff

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    There is a story about a monastery perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep…

  • Apostle

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    I bet it was really tough being an Apostle of Jesus. What if you wanted a day off? You ring up Jesus and say, “Jesus, I’m sick today, running a little fever and feeling congested so I won’t be able to make it to today’s sermon. What…? Say that again…? I’m cured?”