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Jokes

  • You’re So Stupid

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    You’re so stupid, you traded your car in for petrol!

  • Kids at Work

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    A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?” Feeling his wife’s gaze upon him, the man explains, “Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types…

  • Hats

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    Why do black people wear hats with such big bills? So birds don’t shit on their lips

  • Trick or Treat!

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    This really happened (honest!) A bunch of very young girls arrived at our door at Halloween. My Mum, being friendly, asked them whereabouts they lived, because she hadn’t seen them before. They replied, “We live quite near here, where do you live?”

  • Says It All!

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    Pythagorean Theorem – 24 words. Lord’s Prayer – 66 words. Archimedes’ Principle – 67 words. 10 Commandments – 179 words. Gettysburg Address – 286 words. Declaration of Independence – 1,300 words. US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage – 26,911 words.

  • Travel Agent Terms

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    Old world charm – Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light. Tropical – Rainy. Majestic setting – A long way from town, at end of dirt road. Options galore – Nothing is included in the price. Secluded hideaway – Directions to locate unclear. Some budget rooms – Sorry, already occupied. Explore on your…

  • Traffic Ticket

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    Once a blond police officer stopped a man and asked for his driving license. She saw it and told the man “it says here that you must wear glasses” The man said “I have contacts” The blond said “I don’t care who you know, you are still getting a traffic ticket”

  • The Strugle For “sence-able” Truth…As is

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    The following actually occured last year in a resturaunt in Redford, Michigan. ________________________________________________ So……..There’s an empty bar,at the far right a man walks up, sits down, and orders a ginger ale. Another guy sits down at the opposite side of the bar a few minutes later and orders a glass of white wine. He says…

  • A Blonde and Red Head

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    What did the blonde say to the red head? Nothing. She couldn’t remember what she was going to say!

  • Discrimination

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    It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The teacher asked Susie what she did today. ”Well, I played in the sandbox,” she said. The teacher said, ”If you can spell sand, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.” So Susie did. Then Billy came in and the teacher asked what he did. ”I played in…

  • Lover / Friend

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    “The attractive man I met last night insists he just wants to be friends,” the girl told her Aunt. “Now I know what to do with a lover, but what the heck do I do with a ‘friend’?” The wise old lady smiled and said, “The same as with your lover, dearie, only not quite…

  • Blondy’s Logic About… Grey Hairs

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    How you get rid of grey hairs: 1. Dye all your hair the color grey. 2. Shave your head. 3. Now you have no grey hairs.