5W1H boo!

Jokes

  • Teacher

    in

    In a classroom, the teacher tell the pupils that peanuts make your smarter. Then a pupil said: “Are you nuts?”

  • Cat in the Way

    in

    Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close…

  • 4 Ways to Annoy Your Boyfriend

    in

    1. Send him to the store for tampons, telling him to ask which is the best brand. 2. When he tells you he loves you say, “I do, wait, I don’t love you!” 3. Tell him you’re a covicted serial killer everytime he asks you how are you. 4. Spill his favorite and most expensive…

  • Chinese Juice

    in

    An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and it’s obvious, by the silence, that they don’t get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: “I don’t like Chinese.” The First Officer replies: “Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why…

  • What it Takes. . .

    in

    You probably know for a fact that Adolf Hitler had only one testicle. And here we say ”You got to have balls to become a leader”

  • 90210

    in

    Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the bathroom scale!

  • Class Reunion

    in

    I recently went to my 30th class reunion from nursery school. I didn’t want to go because I’ve put on maybe 90 or 100 pounds since then.

  • Marriages Made In . . . .?

    in

    If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she’d be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long. If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, she’d be Whoopi Cushing. If Swoosie Kurtz married…

  • Old Man

    in

    Once, I was walking along our road and saw a man who appeared to be very old and well-lived sitting in a rocking chair. Surely, I thought, this man had all the answers. So I asked, “How did you live to such a healthy old age?” He said, “I do lots of drugs, eat lots…

  • Marching Band Pride

    in

    Hey! Football team! Get off the band field!

  • Popular Prices

    in

    A new jewelry store was opening for the first time. On the front of the store, there was a sign that said “Popular Prices”. A man looked at the sign and walked right in. He asked the employee at the desk, “How much for that pearl necklace?” “14,000 dollars.” “What? How are those popular prices?”…

  • What Nationality Were Adam and Eve?

    in

    A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out,…