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Jokes

  • Submarine

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    The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School. The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, “Listen, ‘sir’, it’s real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number…

  • Vegetarian Woman

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    Why don’t vegetarian women scream during orgasms? They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure!

  • A Little Boy and the Bible

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    A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages. “Momma, look…

  • Atoms

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    Two atoms are walking down the street when one atom says to the other, “I think I lost an electron.” The other atom says “Are you sure?” “Yeah I’m positive!”

  • Amazing Facts 16

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    140 Ice Cream was discovered by Gerald Tisyum 141 The number regarded as lucky number in Italy is thirteen 142 Napoleon suffered from alurophobia which means fear of cats 143 The aeroplanes was used in war for the first time by Italians (14 Oct.1911) 144 Slavery in America was abolished by Abraham Lincoln 145 The…

  • Why is It?

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    Why is it that every time we blow our noses, we look inside the tissue afterwards? Are we expecting something other than boogers? Or are we checking to make sure they have not run off?

  • Friends Word of Advise

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    You can pick your friends, You can pick your nose; But you cant pick your friends nose…. What true words….!

  • The Blind Gynecologist

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    Have you heard the joke about the blind gynecologist? She could “read lips.”

  • Hearing AIDS

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    One guy went to see a doctor because he had a hearing problem, so he met his friend and the conversation began! First guy: “Did the doctor give you your test results?” Second guy: “Yeah. Looks like all those years of phone sex caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS.”

  • Tex

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    Knock-Knock Who’s there? Tex Tex who? Tex two to tango.

  • Great Memory

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    An Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton. As he paid his bill, he said to the manager, “By the way, what’s with the Indian chief sitting in the lobby? He’s been there ever since I arrived.” “Oh, that’s Big Chief Forget-Me-Not,” said the manager. “The hotel is built on…

  • Acceptance Upon Rejection

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    Dear Mr. Conners, Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and…