Jokes
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A Fat Story Of Yo Momma. . .
in JokesYo momma is so fat, she’s NOT on A Diet. . .she’s on two Diets cause one ain’t fittin’ her well!
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Office Gags
in JokesTWO POINT GAGS Run one lap around the office at top speed Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other ‘no-player’ must be in the bathroom at the time) Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and…
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Actress of the Day
in JokesAt the beginning of term, we were supposed to portray what we learned during holidays by acting in a play for the school. Here I was known as the best actress in class so I was given the role of a secondary student who goes out with a rich man’s reckless son. During the rehearsals,…
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Chuck Norris Facts: 22
in JokesChuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth. In the medical community, death is referred to as “Chuck Norris Disease” Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost. If you work in an office with…
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Internet Group Posters
in JokesHow many internet group posters does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of…
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What To Do When You Find Yourself in a Horror Movie
in Jokes– Don’t assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. – When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead. – Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. – Don’t go into the basement to check the power when the lights…
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Post Cards!!
in JokesMy friend works in a post office. One day, a man handed ten postcards to my friend and ask her to put them in the mailbox. She noticed that they had all been addressed but none of them contained a message, so she asked the man why the postcards nothing written on them. The man…