Jokes
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Who Gives a Hoot?
in JokesEach evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth, with Tom even keeping a log of the “conversation.” Just as Tom thought he was on the verge of…
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He Knows His Numbers
in JokesThe teacher asked little Andy if he knew his numbers yet. “Yes, teacher,” he said, “my dad taught me.” “Good, Andy. Tell me what comes after two,” the teacher said. “Three,” replied Andy. “Very good. What comes after five, Andy?” asked the teacher. “Six,” answered Andy. “Excellent. Your dad did a very good job. Now,…
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History of the Internet
in JokesIn ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. She said unto Abraham, her…
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Two Elephants in Your Refrigerator
in JokesQ: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator? A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.
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The Young Reporter
in JokesA young reporter was sent on his first assignment. He sent in the following report to the office – “Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with cuts on her breasts.” The editor scolded the new reporter, “This is a family paper. we don’t use words like…
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Slow, Really Slow…
in JokesA young man was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoise section. Later, the…
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Lawyers Love Sushi
in JokesHear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It’s called, Sosumi.