Jokes
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Don’t Trust GOOGLE
in JokesNever trust google! why? follow the instruction below and you’ll get what I mean Please do it right now and see the blunder made by google. 1. Open google 2. Click ‘language tools’ link. 3. Write “Linda’s mom is very nice” in ‘Translate text:’ textbox. 4. Select “English to Spanish” in the below combo. 5.…
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The Unkindest Cut
in JokesA machine operator comes home from the factory and tells his wife, “Honey, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First, the good news, I got $25,000 severance pay!” His wife said, “$25,000 in severance pay? That’s great! So what’s the bad news?” He said, “Wait till you hear what was severed!”
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Job Search Woes
in JokesCatherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she’d have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area. She e-mailed cover letters to dozens of potential employers and attached her resume to each one. Two weeks later, Catherine was dismayed and…
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Rules For Being a Superhero
in JokesDon’t call yourself by your real name: e.g., The Incredible Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster. Don’t call yourself by someone else’s real name: e.g., Super Teddy Kennedy, Captain Dean Martin. Choose a name that suggests power, heroism and prowess: e.g., Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, Justiceman. Don’t be too modest: e.g., Mr. Pretty Good,…
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Rabbi Bloom
in JokesOne early winter morning, Rabbi Bloom was walking beside the canal when he saw a dog in the water, trying hard to stay afloat. It looked so sad and exhausted that Rabbi Bloom jumped in, and after a struggle, managed to bring it out alive. A passer-by who saw this remarked, “That was very brave…
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Tom, the Fisherman,…
in JokesTom, the fisherman, wrote the following to a mail order catalogue, “Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it’s any good, I’ll send you a check.” A few days later, Tom received the following reply, “Please send check. If it’s any good, we’ll send…
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Horseback riding
in JokesJoe: Hi Jack. How did you like horseback riding? Jack: Not that much. The problem was that the horse was too polite. Joe: Polite? Jack: Yep. When we reached the fence he let me go over first.