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Jokes

  • All Things

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    All things are possible – except skiing through a revolving door.

  • Wife’s Dentures

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    Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago. The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half. I asked him about this. He then told…

  • Addicted to Ebay?

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    You Know You’re Addicted to Ebay When… 1.) Every time you go to the grocery store, you offer the cashier one cent more for each item in the cart of the person in front of you. 2.) To cut costs, FedEx and UPS are considering relocating their operations centers to your house. 3.) Sitting on…

  • Interviewing Tips Not to Use!

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    Using the following list will most certainly keep your afternoons free and enable you to watch those cool Oprah and Sally shows. When filling out the job application form, under the heading ‘Sex’, instead of writing male or female, write in, “Not nearly enough, but I’m trying!” In the same form under the heading ‘Have…

  • Cop Out

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    If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.

  • What’s the Difference…

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    What’s the difference between an ice-cream? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A motorcycle, it has no wheels. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Hehe, you should have…

  • Press Release

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    Press Release Scare At Adelaide F.C. (Football Club) Headquarters Training at West Lakes was delayed nearly two hours late this morning, after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Initially the Club thought it was a prank! Team manager Neil Craig immediately suspended training, while police and the ASIO (Australia…

  • Family History

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    The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall Street Wizards. The family decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. So the family hired a fine author to put together all their research notes,…

  • Fish School

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    Why was the fish expelled from school? He was caught with seaweed!

  • Gotta Tie?

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    A man’s car broke down in the middle of the Nullarbor plain (in other words : middle of nowhere). There was not another car in sight, so he started walking… Three hours later no cars had passed and he was getting very, very thirsty. Just then a man riding a kangaroo bounced up. “Want to…

  • The Bees

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    Two bees in their hive on a lovely summer day, and one says to the other, “‘Swarm in here, isn’t it?”

  • Candy Dispenser

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    While I was visiting my sister one evening, I took out a candy dispenser that was shaped like a miniature person. “How does that thing work?” she asked. As I turned the figurine’s arm to pop candy out, my sister laughed. “I see … it’s a lot like my husband,” she said. “You have to…