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Jokes

  • Momma

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    Yo mama is so fat, when God said let there be light, he asked your mom to move over.

  • Beauty is MORE Than Skin-Deep

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    When Jacob was finally given an exit visa by the Russians and allowed to immigrate to Israel, he was told he could only take what he could put into one suitcase. At Moscow airport, he was stopped by customs and an official shouted, “Open your case at once.” Jacob did what he was told. The…

  • Bermuda Triangle

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    Yo moma’s like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

  • Scary Business Headline

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    Real headline: “Air Traffic Controllers Can Apply for Job in Braille”

  • 2 Penguins

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    A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas-pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?” The man in the car says “I found them. I asked myself what to do with…

  • Top 15 Police Excuses

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    Here are the Top 15 excuses for if you are pulled over by a police officer for speeding, running a red light, etc. 15.) Sorry, I slipped on a banana peel… 14.) Oooohh, you’re a policeman? I thought you were just another speeder! I was trying to get away so you wouldn’t hit me! 13.)…

  • What You Should Do When in Times of Need

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    Computer is very common nowadays and most of the people only know what are the computer short cut keys and buttons. This little list would help you when you are in times of need so that you won’t go around saying the wrong things: When you need help: Dont’s: Help!!! SOS!!! Do’s: F1 When you…

  • 5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines

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    1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole. 2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized? 3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can’t hold it in. 4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could…

  • Work

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    Knock Knock Who’s there? Bach! Bach who? Bach to work!

  • Very Dangerous Mix

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    This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A female student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket of water. Her professor observed what she was about to do, out of the corner of his eye and…

  • T-Shirts

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    These are phrases found on funny T-shirts: *(camoflauge) Ha! Now you can’t see me! * He did it –> *The leprechauns are after my stash. *I do what the voices tell me to do… *Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we? *See no homework, Speak no homework, Hear no homework, DO NO HOMEWORK.…

  • Beebee-gun

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    gun(which shoots bees)