Jokes

  • Goodbye Mother

    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring…

  • No Parachute?

    Ivan, an experienced parachutist with 800 jumps under his belt, was videotaping a private lesson given by an instructor for a single trainee. He had attached the video camera to his helmet so that it would capture the entire day of instruction, and the supporting power supply and recorder were in a heavy satchel slung…

  • Cholesterol

    I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesterol.

  • A Fat Story Of Yo Momma. . .

    Yo momma is so fat, she’s NOT on A Diet. . .she’s on two Diets cause one ain’t fittin’ her well!

  • Raining Cats and Dogs

    Q. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? A. Hailing taxicabs!

  • Office Gags

    TWO POINT GAGS Run one lap around the office at top speed Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other ‘no-player’ must be in the bathroom at the time) Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and…

  • Some Days…

    Some days you are the bug. Some days you are the windshield.

  • QQQQQQ

    Can You Decipher This Phrase? QQQQQQ No excuse. There is no X listed, but there are some Qs.

  • Weiler’s Law

    Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

  • Bad Credit

    Yo momma’s credit is so bad,,, The bank wants the their calendar back

  • Actress of the Day

    At the beginning of term, we were supposed to portray what we learned during holidays by acting in a play for the school. Here I was known as the best actress in class so I was given the role of a secondary student who goes out with a rich man’s reckless son. During the rehearsals,…

  • Chuck Norris Facts: 22

    Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth. In the medical community, death is referred to as “Chuck Norris Disease” Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost. If you work in an office with…