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Jokes

  • You Were the Fastest?

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    100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?

  • Top George Bush Slogans

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    TOP GEORGE BUSH SLOGANS 1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show! 2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I’ll finish what Bill started — the interns. 4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right? 5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP. 6.…

  • Tiny Bikini

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    A 16-year-old girl bought herself a very tiny bikini. Very proud, she came home and put it on. She then showed her mother how she looked in it. “What do you think mom?” she asked. Her mother replied, “If I wore that when I was your age, you would be 5 years older.”

  • Hijack

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    Yo momma’s so fat, when she tried to hijack a plane she couldn’t fit through the door. Yo momma’s so stupid that when she tried to hijack a plane, she killed the driver, put it on auto pilot, and let it fly her straight into an army camp. The soldiers on the plane were laughing…

  • animal Sex

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    Did you hear about the woman who had sex with a donkey? Apparently she liked an ass.

  • Mother Tongue

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    My 12-year-old sister was filling out an application form for a foreign language course. Suddenly she stopped, a small frown on her forehead. A moment later, she wrote something down. Glancing over her shoulder, I saw that the question she had paused at was: “Mother tongue.” On the blank space beside it she had written,…

  • Metric System

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    Darn those pushy metric system advocates! Give them 2.54 cm., and they’ll take 1.6093 km!

  • Take a Walk

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    A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring “Run….Run!” The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!” A third batter hits a…

  • Three Little Pigs

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    One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, “…And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full…

  • 10 Question Quiz

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    (Passing requires 4 correct answers…) 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get catgut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are…

  • Dog With No Legs

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    Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left him!

  • Tickets

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    The woman in a theatre box-office was surprised one evening just before the show at the behavior of one man. He bought a ticket, went away, and then returned a few minutes later to buy another one. He went away again, returned and bought a third ticket. Then he went away yet again, returned and…