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Jokes

  • What Children Say VI

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    CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE “I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when ‘Dinosaurs’ is on television.” Jill, age 6. “Love is foolish…..but I might try it sometime.” Floyd, age 9. “Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place…we were behind a tree.” Carey, age 7. THE PERSONAL QUALITIES YOU NEED…

  • Col. Murphy’s Law of Combat:

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    Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder!

  • One-legged Lady

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    What do you call a one-legged lady? Eileen!

  • Whats that smell?

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    Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Johnny a three-year-old had a lot of problems with potty training and his mother was with him constantly. One day they stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying her…

  • TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS

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    Of course you know they have changed the look of twenty dollar bills recently. What happens to the old ones? Bill Gates gets them!

  • I Am Your FATHER!

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    Lady on telephone: “Hello sir, I want to meet & talk to you. You are the father of one of my kids.” Guy (stunned!): Are you Sandra? No. Jenny? No. Amy? No. Betty? No. Lady (in confusion): “No sir, I’m your son’s class teacher.”

  • Grocery List

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    Grocery List; (noun) A piece of paper you spend half an hour writing, and then forget to take with you to the store.

  • A Biblical Scholar

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    A nice girl brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiance to his study for a chat. “So, what are your plans?” the father asks the fiance. “I am a Biblical scholar,” he replies. “A Biblical scholar.…

  • 4 blondes

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    Q: What do you call 4 blondes standing side-by-side? A: A wind tunnel.

  • Shopping

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    A blonde and her husband go to buy her new clothes. First, they decide she needs a new shirt, so they go through a few shirts but she rejects them all. Finally she points at one that she likes, but he thinks it is ugly, so he says no. They go through almost the whole…

  • A True Story.

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    I have a new baby cousin named Caroline. She has a big brother named Sam (he just turned 2) and 2 big sisters named Elena and Erica. Well, my aunt was away with her three daughters. It was just my uncle and Sam at home. My uncle and Sam were playing on the floor. My…

  • Don’t Have Any Fish

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    A man walks into a shop and says, “I see you don’t have any fish”, and the shop assistant replies, “You got it wrong – ours is a butcher: we don’t have any meat. They don’t have any fish in the fish shop that is across the road!”