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Jokes

  • Late Tee Off

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    “Your late teeing off, Fred.” “Yup, well being Sunday I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church, or to play golf” “But why are you so late?” “I had to toss for it fifteen times!”

  • Chopper Pilot

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    The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed that a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited. As he and his staff were standing near…

  • New Drink

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    This guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender, “Got any specials today?” The bartender replies,  “Yes, as a matter of fact, we have a new drink that was invented by a gynecologist who is a patron of ours. It’s a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Smirnoff vodka.” The guy asks, “Geez, what kind…

  • Osama’s Favorite TV Shows

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    MONDAY 8:00 – “Husseinfeld” 8:30 – “Mad About Everything” 9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions” 9:30 – “The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show” 10:00 – “Allah McBeal” TUESDAY: 8:00 – “Wheel of Terror and Fortune” 8:30 – “The Price is Right If Osama Says It’s Right” 9:00 – “Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things” 9:30…

  • 3 Couples…

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    Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table. “Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?” said the first gal. “Could you pass me the honey, honey?” said the second. “Could you pass me the bacon, pig?” said the third.

  • American, Frechman,& Cinese Guy

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    One day the goverment desided to see how we get along with other countries so they took an american, a frechman and a chinese guy and put them on an island for a year. They tell the american that he is in charge of building. They tell the frenchman that he is in charge of…

  • PETA

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    At a recent PETA meeting, some members were discussing people they had seen wearing fur coats. Joan, a redhead, said, “Yesterday I saw a man wearing a fur coat and I wanted to yell at him about the cruelness of that coat!” Jack, a brown haired man, said, “I saw a woman wearing a fur…

  • Phatie

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    yo momma so fat that people call her fat

  • Post Office

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    What do you get when the post office burns down? A case of black mail.

  • Karate Pig

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    Why should you look out for a pig that knows karate? It might give you a pork chop!

  • The Results of Statistics Show . . .

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    1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed. 2. All Polar Bears are left-handed. 3. If your car is stolen, there’s a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar Bear. 1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles. 2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles. 3. Work stuffs up your eyesight.…

  • Its a Boy!

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    A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everyjoke in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nojoke can…