Jokes
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Goodbye Mother
in JokesA young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring…
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No Parachute?
in JokesIvan, an experienced parachutist with 800 jumps under his belt, was videotaping a private lesson given by an instructor for a single trainee. He had attached the video camera to his helmet so that it would capture the entire day of instruction, and the supporting power supply and recorder were in a heavy satchel slung…
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A Fat Story Of Yo Momma. . .
in JokesYo momma is so fat, she’s NOT on A Diet. . .she’s on two Diets cause one ain’t fittin’ her well!
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Office Gags
in JokesTWO POINT GAGS Run one lap around the office at top speed Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other ‘no-player’ must be in the bathroom at the time) Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and…
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Actress of the Day
in JokesAt the beginning of term, we were supposed to portray what we learned during holidays by acting in a play for the school. Here I was known as the best actress in class so I was given the role of a secondary student who goes out with a rich man’s reckless son. During the rehearsals,…
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Chuck Norris Facts: 22
in JokesChuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth. In the medical community, death is referred to as “Chuck Norris Disease” Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost. If you work in an office with…