Jokes
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Little Nancy’s Pet
in JokesLittle Nancy was in the backyard filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the girl was up to he asks, “What are you up to there Nancy?” “My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbour was concerned, “That’s an awfully…
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Arthur Itis
in JokesA man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the…
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Superheroes
in JokesBatman once wrote on the wall, “Superman is a wimp.” The next day, Superman wrote “Batman is Bruce Wayne.”
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Emergency Landing!
in JokesAn airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except one lawyer…
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Whos the Smart One Now?
in JokesOnce there was a blond, a red head, and a brunette. They had to tell a joke in order not to go to hell. So the red head goes first: “What do you call a boy going to jail? A Micheal Jackson lover.” (not that funny) So she goes to hell. Then the burnette says:…
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Farm Murder
in JokesIn the depths of the countryside there lived a farmer who took care of baby animals. The farm was very peaceful until one day the farmer’s pig was murdered. Now the farmer took this incident very seriously, so he started an investigation. Unfortunately, the only witness the farmer had to this murder was his pet…
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Honecker IV
in JokesHonecker and Mielke are discussing their hobbies. Honecker: “I collect all the jokes about me that are in circulation.” Mielke: “Then we have almost the same hobby. I collect those who bring the jokes into circulation.”
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Directors Cut
in JokesA Director said to the actress: “You have to jump from 100 feet into a swimming pool.” Actress: “But I dont know how to swim.” Director: “I know, that’s why I removed all the water from the swimming pool.”