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Jokes

  • Baseball Game

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    A woman was watching her son pitch in a little league baseball. He wasn’t very good, walking all of the batters that came up to bat, but after every pitch, the mom was yelling wildy and cheering her wonderful son on. Because of all the batters he had walked, the score was 14-0 in the…

  • In and Out

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    Mama Skunk had two children named In and Out. The two were always on the go, but rarely in one place at the same time. Whenever In was in, Out was out. Whenever In was out, Out was in. One day at dinner time, Out was home, but In was no where to be seen.…

  • The Vicar

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    In a small town, an frightened man ran inside the local pub and shouted, “Does anyone here own a big black dog with a white collar?” But no one answered and he said, “Oh my God,I must have run over the Vicar!”

  • Redneck Kids

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    If you think I’m a redneck tell that to my kids: Bobby Sue, Buck, Jim Bob, Bubba, Enus, Jed, Dwayne, Billy Bob, Clitus, Dale, Otis, Coy, Bo, Hattie, Cooter, Wade, Larlene, Clint, Delmont and Luther.

  • Scaredy-Cat

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    Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid said, “My dad is so scared that, when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed.” “Oh, yeah? That’s nothing,” said the second kid. “My dad is so scared that, when my mom has to work the night shift, he goes next…

  • Elevator

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    Yo momma’s so fat that when she got into an elevator, she exceeded the weight limit. I wonder how many it took to get her in there in the first place?

  • What Do You Get…..

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    What do you get when you cross an eagle with a jeep and a dog? A flying car-pet!

  • Perv

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    There was this woman who had a blonde daughter. One day, she got her ball stuck in the tree. “Mom, my ball’s stuck in the tree. Can I go get it?” she asked. “No, the perverted boy will look up your skirt and see your underwear. Wait till daddy gets home.” The little girl furiously…

  • Laws of Golf

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    The Laws Of Golf LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: Your best round of…

  • THE ADVENTURE BEGINS:

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    THE ADVENTURE BEGINS: Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, “Dat’s dem.” The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,” says Gerry. The owner puts…

  • Frogs?

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    Do you know what style of shoes a frog loves most? Open toad!

  • Hello, Dear

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    A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. HIM “I’m sorry dear but I’m up to my neck in work today.” HER “But I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you dear.” HIM “OK, darling, but as I’ve got no time now, just give me the good news.” HER…