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Jokes

  • Aminal

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    Once i bought a squirrel and I named it Melinda, and then I gave it food and then it died! Now I have a box named Joice Ann and I gave it some water and it fell down and then it died!

  • Fool II

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    You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself any time.

  • Hidden

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    Little johnny was going to school. Incredibly he found a genie and was given 3 wishes. “Can I have a piece of candy?” he said. “Kid, I am a powerful genie ask for something else.” “Mmmm, ok, give me 2 pieces of candy.” “You think I have time for such small wishes? Don’t ask for…

  • Shirt

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    After a shower, the man grabbed his shirt that his wife hung on the back of the door. It fell into the trash can. After picking it up, he looked into the trash and saw nothing so he put the shirt on. He went to college and walking along the corridor, he heard stiff laughs…

  • Stupid Momma

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    Yo Momma is stupid that she went hunting for whales in Ohio!

  • Too Sick to Come to Work

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    Kung Chow called his boss and said: “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work.” The boss says: “Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me…

  • Hanging Out

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    My friend said, “Can I hang out with you?” I replied in a choking voice, “I have a spare noose in the closet.”

  • 5 Jokes (19) Revenge of the Blondes

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    1. What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it. 2. What’s a brunette’s mating call? “Has the blonde left yet?” 3. What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde? Artifical Stupidity 4. What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween? They just stand on…

  • Blondes Head

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    What’s a blonde doing if her hands are covered tightly over her ears and her mouth is completely shut? She’s trying to hold onto a thought.

  • Free What?

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    I ran into an old buddy the other day. He was a rising entrepreneur, but now he looked down and out. What gives? He begins wailing his tale. “I had a restaurant out there on the interstate, you know. Spent a fortune on a new high-rise sign to attract traffic. It did, too. It read…

  • Saturns Rings

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    Yo mama is so fat she used Saturn’s rings as hoola-hoops!

  • Hecho En Mexico

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    A woman goes for her pelvic exam. While the doctor is doing the exam, he notices bikini tan lines, and she has sandals on that say “hecho en mexico” (made in mexico). So he casually asks her, “So did you enjoy your trip to Mexico?” She sits up a little and stares at him with…