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Jokes

  • The Saint

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    Who is the patron saint of playgrounds? St. Francis of a see-saw!

  • Professionals Know Best

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    A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, laid on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better. The psychiatrist asked him a few questions, took some notes then…

  • Back Seat

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    A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at “Lovers Cove” where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.…

  • You!

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    Knock knock. Who’s there? You! You who? What are you so happy about?

  • American, Japanese and Iraqi

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    An American, a Japanese and an Iraqi were walking together. The American put his hand near his mouth and started speaking; after he finished the Iraqi asked him what he was doing, and the American said, “We put microphones in our hands and speakers in our ears so that we can make phone calls without…

  • You Might be a Redneck If…5

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    You might be a redneck if you wore a jumper to your prom.

  • Sumos

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    You’re so fat you make sumos look anorexic.

  • Mice

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    Yo momma’s so ugly when she walks in a room mice jump on chairs!

  • Toooooo Much!

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    After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. “That’s a bit much,” said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. “That’s…

  • Marketing Techniques

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    Ever wonder what all those advertising terms really mean? ———————————————————- NEW – Different color from previous design. ALL NEW – Parts are not interchangeable with previous design. EXCLUSIVE – Imported product. UNMATCHED – Almost as good as the competition. FOOLPROOF OPERATION – No provision for adjustments. ADVANCED DESIGN – The advertising agency doesn’t understand it.…

  • Nu Problemu

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    Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke…

  • What The…!!

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    A guy walks into a strip club and sees a really pretty girl right in front of him. He goes up to her and asks, “Hey, Honey, want to come home with me?” She says yes. They go back to his house that night and they have sex. Throughout this whole time he hasn’t been…