Jokes
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The Little Voice
in JokesA guy gets home from work one night and hears a little voice. The little voice tells him, “Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas.” The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the little voice. The next day, when he gets home from work, the same thing…
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The Speeder
in JokesThe policeman stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. “I’m Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Columbia,” she said. The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, “Well, OK… but don’t let me catch you speeding again.”
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Links
in JokesThis web site contains links to other sites. Please be aware that we are not responsible for the privacy practices of such other sites. We encourage our users to be aware when they leave our site and to read the privacy statements of each and every web site that collects personally identifiable information. This privacy…
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Bowling Pin
in JokesSo, what did one Bowling pin say to the other Bowling pin? ………………………. Hey, you’re a knock out!
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Famous sport Quotes
in Jokes*Famous sport Quotes* “Nojoke in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” – Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.” – Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh “You guys pair up in groups of…
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Mary Short For…
in JokesWhat is Mary short for? For having no legs, of course…If you didn’t have any, you would be short too.
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Make it Stiff
in JokesA boy went to his grandpa’s & grandma’s house. He asked his grandpa, while his hand holds a worm, “If I can make this worm stiff, would you give me $10?” His grandpa said, “Yes.” Then he sprayed the worm with hair spray, and the worm became stiff. The grandpa looked surprised. He then tells…