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Jokes

  • What to Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

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    10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” 9. “This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.” 8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!” 7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I…

  • Dear Departed

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    The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he’s in his brown suit. She’d specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she’d brought it especially for that occasion, and she was distressed that the mortician had…

  • Wedding Gifts

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    What is the one thing you get at a wedding and cannot give back no matter how much you despise and hate it? IN-LAWS!

  • Let’s Go!

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    A fool and his money are soon partying.

  • Glory Be Unto the Father

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    Walking by, a minister saw his 5-year-old son and playmates find a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, the children had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister’s son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and…

  • Bear-faced Cheek

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    A bear was bought from a Russian circus by a tourist agent after he was asked to provide an American visitor with a “wild bear hunt”. The tourist was taken to the Perdelkino Forest near Moscow and when all was ready, the bear was released. As the hunter closed in on his prey, a postman…

  • Termit

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    A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bartender here?”

  • Surprise!

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    Yo momma was so fat, I was surprised that she could even jump!

  • Disability

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    An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded yes, so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him. The next patron to…

  • Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s On First…” Meets the 21

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    ABBOTT: Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up a home office in the den, and I’m thinking of buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name is Bud. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you,…

  • Cargo

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    Knock-Knock. Who’s There? Cargo. Cargo Who? Car Go “Beep, Beep!”

  • Bad Knock-Knock Joke

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    Knock Knock! Who’s there? Who! Who who? You must have the stammers!