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Jokes

  • Bald

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    Your momma’s so ugly, she’s not bald, it’s her hair running away from her face!

  • The Marathon

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    Two fat men took part in a marathon. One ran in short bursts, and the other ran in burst shorts.

  • Why are Married Women…

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    Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

  • Drums, Drummers, Drumming

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    A man goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks “Wow, this is cool.” He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He TRIES to go to sleep,…

  • What Do They Have in Common?

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    What do a walrus & tupperware have in common? They both like a “tight” SEAL!

  • Tense Moments

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    A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up and as he’s looking…

  • Faith

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    A nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, there was a station just down the street. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the…

  • Mr. Bush

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    Why did President George W. Bush go into a gorilla’s nest in the jungle? To be with his family!

  • Yo Momma’s So Ugly

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    Yo momma’s so ugly the bank had to turn its security cameras off when she came in.

  • Don’t Give Me Food… Give Me Water

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    Give me food and I will live. Give me water and I will die. What or who am I? (Scroll down) A fire

  • Dear White Fella…

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    Couple of things you oughta know Firstly, when I’m born, I’m black!! When I grow up, I’m black When I get sick, I’m black When I go out in the sun, I’m black When I’m cold, I’m black And when I get scared, Gee, I’m black And When I die, I’m still black But you…

  • South African Football

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    Virgin Mobile wanted to sponsor the national team. SAFA (South African Footballing Association) refused to let it happen. They said, “How will it look if the team has Virgin written on their shirts when they get f****d up every other weekend?”