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Jokes

  • Osama’s Favorite TV Shows

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    MONDAY 8:00 – “Husseinfeld” 8:30 – “Mad About Everything” 9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions” 9:30 – “The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show” 10:00 – “Allah McBeal” TUESDAY: 8:00 – “Wheel of Terror and Fortune” 8:30 – “The Price is Right If Osama Says It’s Right” 9:00 – “Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things” 9:30…

  • 3 Couples…

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    Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table. “Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?” said the first gal. “Could you pass me the honey, honey?” said the second. “Could you pass me the bacon, pig?” said the third.

  • American, Frechman,& Cinese Guy

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    One day the goverment desided to see how we get along with other countries so they took an american, a frechman and a chinese guy and put them on an island for a year. They tell the american that he is in charge of building. They tell the frenchman that he is in charge of…

  • PETA

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    At a recent PETA meeting, some members were discussing people they had seen wearing fur coats. Joan, a redhead, said, “Yesterday I saw a man wearing a fur coat and I wanted to yell at him about the cruelness of that coat!” Jack, a brown haired man, said, “I saw a woman wearing a fur…

  • Phatie

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    yo momma so fat that people call her fat

  • Post Office

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    What do you get when the post office burns down? A case of black mail.

  • Karate Pig

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    Why should you look out for a pig that knows karate? It might give you a pork chop!

  • The Results of Statistics Show . . .

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    1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed. 2. All Polar Bears are left-handed. 3. If your car is stolen, there’s a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar Bear. 1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles. 2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles. 3. Work stuffs up your eyesight.…

  • Its a Boy!

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    A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everyjoke in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nojoke can…

  • What You Don’t Want to Hear on an Aeroplane

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    “Now, as we don’t have enough parachutes for all of us…” “Of course that’s not a mountain in front…isn’t it?” “That’s not meant to happen!” “What dy’a mean were not meant to be going to Iraq?” Things you don’t want to see on an aeroplane: Fire engines and ambulances surounding the runway when you come…

  • The Exam

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    I went into my proctologist’s office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Elaine, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave…

  • Do you know who I am?

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    It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that…