Jokes
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Engineers
in JokesOne day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. The car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, “I think a rod broke.” The Chemical Engineer said, “The way it sputtered at the end, I don’t think it’s getting gas.” The Electrical Engineer said,…
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But….he Made His Own Lunch!!
in JokesOnce there were 3 guys, a Cuban, an American, and an Italian. So they worked together,and it was lunch time, so the American opens his lunch box and sees peanut-butter and jelly sandwich and he says, “If I get a peanut-butter jelly sandwich one more time I’m going to kill myself.” Then the Italian opens…
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Puede Un Hombre?
in JokesCan a mane date the sister of his widow? No, because you can’t date when you are dead.
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A Deep Rooted Delusion
in JokesPerhaps you’ve heard of the man who thought he was dead? In reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince the man he was still alive. Nothing seemed to work. Finally…
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Haunted Hotel Room
in JokesA man walked into a hotel and asked for a room. The guy behind the counter said there is only one room left but it is haunted. The man does not believe this so he gets the room. That night the man hears a voice saying “I`m gonna find you, I`m gonna get you, I`m…
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Are Dogs Welcome?
in JokesAre Dogs Welcome? A man wrote a letter to a small hotel located in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, “I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is very well behaved and well groomed. I would like to know if I would be permitted…
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Protestants
in JokesDuring the Irish Potato famine, a young Irish-Catholic woman was worried about the poverty of her family. She told her parents that she was going to America to seek her fortune. With many tears, they let her go. Years passed, and the woman returned home. She arrived in a private jet, dressed in a gorgeous…
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Pillow Cases
in JokesA stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, “You can’t take it with you.” After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to…
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Alphabet Tea
in JokesIf you invited all the alphabet to tea who would be late? The letters ‘UVWXYZ’ because they all come after ‘T’.
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Before Hunting
in JokesWhat does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? “Let us prey.”
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Cat on the Roof
in JokesA man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, “I’m so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died.” The man was very upset and…