Little Johnny sat on Santa’s lap. Santa touched little Johnny’s nose and said, “I’ll bet your name is Johnny.” Johnny said’ yea how’d you know?” Lucky guess says Santa. he touched his nose again and said, “I’ll bet you want a bike for Christmas.” Yes Johnny replied. Johnny said, ‘ I’ll bet you like girls, Santa.” “Yes! How did you know?” Johnny says,” Because your finger smells like pussy!”
Little Johnny sat on Santa’s l…
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