Little Johnny swears all the t…

Little Johnny swears all the time. His mom tells him, “One more swear word out of you and you can hit the road!”
Sure enough, Little Johnny utters one more, and mom sends him packing. When it got dark, the mom got a little concerned. She was going to go look for him, but as soon as she opened the front door, there he sat on the front porch.
“You thought it over and decided to change your ways, right?” She asked.
“No.” Little Johnny said, “Where the hell could I go?”