Little Johnny’s Mother had bee…

Little Johnny’s Mother had been away a week at a N.O.W. convention and when she returned home, she was anxious to hear about his week.
“Well, one night we had a thunderstorm, and I was scared, so Daddy and me slept together.” her son said.
“Johnny!” said the boy’s French Au Pair, “Don’t you mean ‘Daddy and I ?’”
“No!” replied Johnny.”That was Thursday, I’m talking about Monday night.”