Submitted by Saniya Haroon
Salesman: Can I see your mother?
Little Johnny: No, she’s in the shower.
Salesman: can I see your dad then?
Little Johnny: he’s in the shower too…
Salesman: okay…do you think they’ll be out anytime soon?
Little Johnny: I don’t think so…because when my dad asked for Vaseline I gave him super glue instead.
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