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  • Oriental

    Is the reason they make oriental flavored noodles for Americans to get back at them for eating our dogs?

  • Draw a Pig

    DON’T CHEAT! Draw a pig. Yes, that’s right. On a blank piece of paper, draw a pig, then scroll down and read the interpretation of your pig! Draw your pig first! And don’t look at the next part until you are done! It won’t be fun if you look first. Now if you’re done…start to…

  • Chasing a Cat

    What do you call an elephant chasing a cat? Depends on what his name is…..

  • The Chicken Who Crossed the Road

    Person A: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person B: Is this a trick question?

  • The Attack of The Razzoopis

    If you were attacked by giant mutants, what would you do? Most people would run. Some would hide, and the video recorders would record it and put it on television. Last week, humans won a war against giant vicious demons called, “Razzoopis”. Razzoopis are Godzilla-sized monsters that have rock hard bodies, and breath fire. No…

  • Safe Sex

    They have finally started practicing safe sex in Scotland… They now paint red X’s on the sheep that kick

  • Dogs Vs. Cats

    There is a major difference between the way a dog thinks and the way a cat thinks. A dog says, “You feed me, shelter me, pamper me, and love me. You must be God.” A cat says, “You feed me, shelter me, pamper me, and love me. I must be God.”

  • What Is…

    What is black and white and red all over? An embarrassed zebra

  • Lonely Gorilla

    A male gorilla at the zoo had been separated from his mate for several months and was really horny. One night after the zoo had closed and all the animal keepers had left, he decided he was going to tear the bars apart and screw the first thing he could find. As he left his…

  • Scientists Discover Previously Unknown Holidays

    Scientists Discover Previously Unknown Holidays by S.J.Zeve at Hacker Times December 16, 1985 Researchers at the Hacker Institute have discovered a previously unknown pair of holidays similar in nature to All Saints Day and Halloween. Researchers claim that these holidays have been missed in the past due to their rather specialized natures and a non-religious…

  • Box

    Can you decipher this phrase? box box box box box box box box box box box box Shit box box box box box box box box box box box box Shit in the box!

  • PPSH-41

    What does PPSH-41 stand for? It is:Perfectly and Painfully and Stubborn Hallucination for(4) one(1)