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Draw a Pig
in JokesDON’T CHEAT! Draw a pig. Yes, that’s right. On a blank piece of paper, draw a pig, then scroll down and read the interpretation of your pig! Draw your pig first! And don’t look at the next part until you are done! It won’t be fun if you look first. Now if you’re done…start to…
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The Chicken Who Crossed the Road
in JokesPerson A: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person B: Is this a trick question?
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The Attack of The Razzoopis
in JokesIf you were attacked by giant mutants, what would you do? Most people would run. Some would hide, and the video recorders would record it and put it on television. Last week, humans won a war against giant vicious demons called, “Razzoopis”. Razzoopis are Godzilla-sized monsters that have rock hard bodies, and breath fire. No…
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Dogs Vs. Cats
in JokesThere is a major difference between the way a dog thinks and the way a cat thinks. A dog says, “You feed me, shelter me, pamper me, and love me. You must be God.” A cat says, “You feed me, shelter me, pamper me, and love me. I must be God.”
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Lonely Gorilla
in JokesA male gorilla at the zoo had been separated from his mate for several months and was really horny. One night after the zoo had closed and all the animal keepers had left, he decided he was going to tear the bars apart and screw the first thing he could find. As he left his…
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Scientists Discover Previously Unknown Holidays
in JokesScientists Discover Previously Unknown Holidays by S.J.Zeve at Hacker Times December 16, 1985 Researchers at the Hacker Institute have discovered a previously unknown pair of holidays similar in nature to All Saints Day and Halloween. Researchers claim that these holidays have been missed in the past due to their rather specialized natures and a non-religious…