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Psychic Frog Hotline
in JokesA local psychic hotline opened up a new number especially for frogs, called “The Psychic Frog-line.” A frog called, wanting to know his future. “You will meet a beautiful young girl,” predicted the psychic. “This is great!” said the frog. “Where will I meet her? At a party? At the pond?” “No,” replied the psychic.…
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The Frog and Golf
in JokesA man takes a day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole, when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it, and is about to shoot when he hears “Ribbit, 9 iron” The man looks around and doesn’t see anyjoke. So he…
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Frog in My Throat!
in JokesA man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hamster. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The…
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL
in Jokes1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth…
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What is the Difference Between a Chicken?
in JokesWhat is the difference between a chicken? Neither can ride a bicycle.
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Spherical Cow
in JokesMilk production at a dairy farm was low so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task…