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A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do…

What do you call a donkey with one leg? A wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? A winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love? A bonky winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one…

Can You Decipher This Phrase? QQQQQQ No excuse. There is no X listed, but there are some Qs.

Why did the french dog look in the toilet? Wee wee

Can you decipher this phrase? L L I H Uphill!

A man was taking a walk around town one day and he passed a sign saying ‘Talking dog for sale $5’. He thought it was a scam, but he went to see what was up anyway. When he got to the porch a dog came up to him. Deciding to be a smart aleck, he…

There were two fish. The first says: “We’re gonna swim 100 miles upstream, have sex, then die.” The second says: “So we’re gonna swim 100 miles upstream, then die?” First fish: “Yup” Second: “Are we gonna have sex?” First : “Yup” Second: “Ok count me in!”

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? A: Bacon and legs

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. “Were these dishes ever washed?” he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime. She replied, “They’re as…

Can You Decipher This Phrase? knee light light Neon lights!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!

Q: What happens when you pour boiling water on a bunny? A: A hot cross-buniken!