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What was the elephant doing on the highway? About 5 mph

There was a coconut tree and 4 animals. 1. A Elephant 2. A Monkey 3. A Tiger 4. A Mouse Which one of these animals is going to climb up the tree to get the banana? NONE! “There was a COCONUT TREE” “…the tree to get the BANANA”

Q: What did Jane say to Tarzan when she saw the elephants coming? A: Here come the plums; she was color blind.

Mik: “Do skunks have a good sense of smell?” Mak: “No! If they did, they’d jump off a cliff!”

Did you hear about the woman who had sex with a donkey? Apparently she liked an ass.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left him!

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Momma, why do I have these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replies, “Well, son, when we trek across the desert, your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand.” A few minutes later, the young camel asks,…

A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. When he landed at the bottom…

What do you get when you cross a fish and a grizzly? A Bearacuda.

Q: When is a black dog not a black dog? A: When its a grey hound.

Q: Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly? A: Because if it was small, white and hard it would be an aspirin.

A city mouse had a country mouse stay for the weekend, and spent the whole time offering urban advice. On the last evening of the country mouse’s visit, they were dining in the kitchen when in came the largest cat the country mouse had ever seen. “Don’t panic,” said the town mouse, “Leave this to…