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Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm!

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical…

Why did the chicken go across the field? Because the referee shouted “FOWL”!

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a cow and began a conversation. Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?” Indian: “Dog no talk.” Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?” Dog: “Doin’ alright.” The Indian looked shocked. Cowboy: “Is this Indian…

A bear and a rabbit are walking together and they find a magic lamp. They decide to rub it and a genie comes out. The genie says, “Thank you for releasing me I will give you both 3 wishes.” The bear thinks and says, “I wish all the other bears in this forest were lady…

What do you call a dinosaur that is able to give you a synonym for any word you give him? Answer: A Thesaurus! 🙂

Can You Decipher This Phrase? P E T S Step up!

Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp! Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.…

A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp joke and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The…

Once, there were three male dogs that set eyes on a beautiful female poodle. They all rushed over to her. Aware of her charms, she said, “I will go out with the first one of you who can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ together in an intelligent sentence.” Immediately the Lab said, “I like…

A class is on a field trip to the zoo. They are in the farm animal’s section, and all of the sudden the entire class looks to their right and see 2 pigs going at it like it was the last day on Earth. Boy: o.o umm… teacher, what are those pigs doing? Teacher: O.O…

Hello, I am Mr. L, as most people call me. I am going to tell you a story that happened to me years ago. Here goes! People were pouring pollution all around they world; strangely, it made certain animals turn gigantic. That happened to a dog one day, it wasn’t pretty. I don’t know why,…