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  • Four Elephants in Your Refrigerator

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    Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator? A: There’s an empty Mini parked outside.

  • Laws of Feline Physics I

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    Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force – such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change…

  • Cat Food Salad

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    A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. “Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He’s going to be really ticked if it’s not ready on time!” she exclaimed suddenly. When she got home, she realized that she didn’t have…

  • Peacock

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    Q: Did you hear the story about the peacock? A: It’s a beautiful tail.

  • A Cat’s Guide

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    A Cat’s Guide: TRAINING YOUR HUMAN CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If no Oriental rug is available, shag is good. DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened, stand…

  • Two Jackrabbits

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    Two jackrabbits are running from a pack of coyotes they manage to hide under a cactus. One says to the other: “Should we run for it, or wait till we outnumber ’em?”

  • Good Elephant

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    A rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad said, “I will give $10,000 to any person that can make my elephant jump.” So the next day, people came from all over the world to try to get this elephant to jump. There were even…

  • Rooster and Owl

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    What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A cock that stays up all night!

  • A Paradox or a Trick?

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    Please answer yes or no to this question. Is your answer “no”? Hint: This is under trick, remember. Answer: Yes or no.

  • The Old Proverb

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    “Don’t be afraid of the dog,” said the lady to young Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’” “Yes,” replied young Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?”

  • Kangakes

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    What is a kangaroo’s favorite restaurant? IHOP!

  • Chickens, Cows, Ducks, and Roads

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    Joe:Why did the cow cross the road? Bob:The chicken quit. Joe:why did the chicken quit? Bob: He wanted a job that would give him more buck-buck-bucks. Joe: Hey! Why is why is that duck crossing the road? Bob: I don’t know. Maybe the cow qu- Hey! Why am I talking to you? I don’t even…