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The Old Mule
in JokesThis is the epitaph on the gravestone of an army mule: Here lies Maggie, who in her time kicked two colonels, four majors, ten captains, twenty-four lieutenants, forty-two sergeants, four hundred eighty-six privates, and one bomb.
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Who Scares Humans the Most?
in JokesA bear, a lion and a chicken were having a discussion as to which one of them scares humans the most. “I only have to growl,” said the bear, “and people start to get a bit nervous.” The lion said, “I just have to roar and people run away.” “That’s nothing,” replied the chicken. “I…
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Puppy Photos
in JokesPhotographing a new puppy isn’t as easy as it may first sound… Remove film from box and load camera. Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. Choose a suitable background for photo. Mount camera on tripod and focus. Find puppy and take…
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Lapping It Up!
in JokesIn front of a delicatessen, an art connoisseur noticed a mangy little kitten lapping up milk from a saucer. The saucer, he realized with a start, was a rare and precious piece of pottery. He strolled into the store and offered two dollars for the cat. “It’s not for sale,” said the proprietor. “Look,” said…
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The Strange Deer
in JokesOne time I was walking and I saw a deer then a turkey comes out and the turkey and deer interact by speaking in human words then all of a sudden a really bright light formed and the deer and turkey have fused to make a durkey a dear and turkey combined it has a…
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2 Penguins
in JokesA man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas-pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?” The man in the car says “I found them. I asked myself what to do with…