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Seventh Law
in JokesNewton’s Little-Known Seventh Law – A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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Jesus is Watching You
in JokesA burglar had just broken into a house and was stealing anything he could get his hands on. Then he heard a voice. It said, “Jesus is watching you.” Thinking its in his head he continues on his business. Then he hears it again, “Jesus is watching you.” The burglar not very religious but still…
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In And Out of Puddles
in JokesFive toads arrived at the Heaven’s Gates. The man in charge asked for each toad’s name and what they had been doing. The first gave his name and said he had been going in and out of puddles. The man let him through the gate. He interrogated the next three toads and all three too…
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The Whale Fact
in JokesA male blue whale, can ejaculate 40 gallons of sperm during sex. Only 10% of that will get to the female. The other 36 gallons is left in the sea. No wonder the sea’s so salty.
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Worst Time
in JokesQ: What’s the worst time to be a rat or a mouse? A: When it’s raining cats and dogs!
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Death of an Elephant
in JokesAn ant and an elephant got married. After they had sex, the elephant had a heart attack and died. “Crap,” the ant said. “Five minutes of passion and now the rest of my life digging a grave.”
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Jackass
in JokesA preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule (jackass to the knowing) in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the preacher to the health department. They said since there was no health threat that…
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Cat, Rat, and (Dog)
in JokesTwo mice were waiting for the right time to get out of their mouse hole, because a cat was meowing on the other side. After a few minutes, the meowing stopped and was replaced by the “woof, woof!” of a dog. Thinking it was okay to come out, the mice crawled out of their hole…