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A man had just got his car stuck in a mudhole during a drive in the country and he needed help getting it out. So he walked until he found a farm and asked the farmer for help. The farmer agrees to help the guy out. So he takes a horse out of the stable…

There was a fatal bus accident and the only survivor was a monkey. In order to fill in the blanks of the event, the police had hired a monkey trainer that could speak sign language with the monkey. The trainer first asked the monkey if he had actually been on the bus. The monkey nodded…

What did the fish say when he crashed into a wooden wall? Beaver damn!

An elephant is talking to a hippopotamus, and the elephant says, “You know, there’s nothing worse than a cold in the nose.” The hippo says, “Oh yeah? Did you never have chapped lips?”

What s green and hangs from a tree??? Giraffe Boogers

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cows. Cows who? No, owls hoo, cows moo.

Police officer: “Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle”. Dog owner: “Are you crazy? My dog can’t even ride a bicycle”.

1. You get mad when you don’t find a fly in your soup. 2. You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly. 3. French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you. 4. Bug lamps appear to you as a curse. 5. On applications, you list ‘Pond’…

Q: Why do elephants have big ears? A: Because Noddy would not pay the ransom!

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You nique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way!

Recently, Snow White’s seven dwarfs met up with three of their friends and went to the cinema to see Bambi. From the clues below, can you determine the order in which they stood in the ticket queue? Grumpy was in front of Dopey. Stumpy was behind Sneezy and Doc. Doc was in front of Droopy…

One day a cat was being trapped be a evil dog. The evil dog said”barkity kalis hed resaw miop gas.” The cat said “has that going to break the spppeeel?” Then the dog let the cat out. The next day, the cat trapped the dog. Then it happens every day with thhe same words.