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Chicken’s Favorite Joke….
in JokesWhat is a chicken’s favorite type of joke? The human who crossed the road!!!
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Cow and Rabbit
in JokesQ: What’s the difference between a rabbit and a cow? A: One’s a rabbit and one is a cow
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Walter Wall
in JokesWhen your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Water Way To Go!
in JokesA koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, “Hey, koala! What are you doing?” The koala said, “Smoking a joint – come up and have some,” so the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala, where they enjoyed a…
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Yo Momma So Skinny
in JokesYo mama is so skinny Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
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Good Deed Indeed
in JokesA man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat, and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down, gently took the frog from the snake, and set the frog free – but then he felt sorry for the snake. He looked…