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  • A Paradox or a Trick?

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    Please answer yes or no to this question. Is your answer “no”? Hint: This is under trick, remember. Answer: Yes or no.

  • The Old Proverb

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    “Don’t be afraid of the dog,” said the lady to young Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’” “Yes,” replied young Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?”

  • Kangakes

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    What is a kangaroo’s favorite restaurant? IHOP!

  • Chickens, Cows, Ducks, and Roads

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    Joe:Why did the cow cross the road? Bob:The chicken quit. Joe:why did the chicken quit? Bob: He wanted a job that would give him more buck-buck-bucks. Joe: Hey! Why is why is that duck crossing the road? Bob: I don’t know. Maybe the cow qu- Hey! Why am I talking to you? I don’t even…

  • Pet Shop

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    A man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner, “Do your Shih Tzu dogs breed well?” The owner says,”Sure they do.” After a minute, the man says, with a grin, “What about your bull dogs?” “Yes they breed well, too.” The man, happy with this, buys both. The owner asks, “Why do…

  • Sheep

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    What do you call a sheep with no eyes? A blind sheep (what else?)

  • Alligator Attack!

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    A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. “Is it true,” he asked, “that an alligator won’t attack you if you carry a flashlight?” “That depends,” replied the guide, “on how fast you carry the flashlight.”

  • Yellow Elephant

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    Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant? A: Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?

  • Artic Cold

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    What is black & white an red all over? A penguin holding its breath!

  • TO GOD FROM THE DOG

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    Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch…or is it going to be the same old story? Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray,…

  • 2 Little Pigs

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    Two guys decided to go buy two pigs. So after they bought them they wanted to know which one was who’s. So they went to the barn but when they got there the two pigs were fighting. After they broke them up one pig was missing a ear. So one guy said, “What are we…

  • Why Did the Dinosaur Cross the Road?

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    Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren’t invented yet.