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A Dog’s Chalk Board Assignments
in JokesThis list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment. A. Fill in the blanks 1. [xxx] is not food. Spiders; bandaids; ivy and airplane plants; Xmas ornaments; the carved jack-o-lantern; plants from the aquarium; cat litter…
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Why Does a Chicken Cross the Street?
in JokesWhy does a chicken cross the street? Because it wants to get on the other side!
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Zack and His Mule…
in JokesZack and his mule were walking down the road when one of Zack’s friends drove up and offered him a ride to town. Zack got into the truck while his mule ran along behind. The mule was right in back of them as they reached 55, and stayed with them as they sped up to…
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A Very Special Cow
in JokesQ. Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment? A. It kept on repeating OOOOMMM!
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Kicking
in JokesA young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, “Have you done your chores yet?” “No,” replies the boy, “but could I have breakfast first?” “You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow and feed the pigs.” The boy goes down to the chicken coop and…
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Walking the Dog
in JokesThis young girl about 7 year old had a dog which she took for a walk everyday after school. Well, one day her dog was in heat, so her father told her that she couldn’t walk the dog for a week or so because it wasn’t feeling well. His daughter became very upset and cried…
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Small Dogs
in JokesQ: Why do people have small dogs? A: So they can carry them in their bags, and when the person farts, they can blame it on the dog.
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Noah Receipts
in JokesWhen the ark’s door was closed Noah called a meeting with all the animals. “Listen up!” Noah said with a demanding voice. “There will be NO sex on this trip. All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt.…
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There’s A Parrot On The Plane
in JokesOn reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks “And get me a whisky, you cow!” The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is…
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Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat
in JokesCan You Decipher This Phrase? cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat Catch 22! (22 cats).
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Kangaroo and a Sheep
in JokesQ: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A: A sweater with pockets