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Cat Food Salad
in JokesA very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. “Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He’s going to be really ticked if it’s not ready on time!” she exclaimed suddenly. When she got home, she realized that she didn’t have…
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A Cat’s Guide
in JokesA Cat’s Guide: TRAINING YOUR HUMAN CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If no Oriental rug is available, shag is good. DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened, stand…
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Two Jackrabbits
in JokesTwo jackrabbits are running from a pack of coyotes they manage to hide under a cactus. One says to the other: “Should we run for it, or wait till we outnumber ’em?”
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Good Elephant
in JokesA rich guy was looking for excitement so he decided to put an ad in the newspaper. The ad said, “I will give $10,000 to any person that can make my elephant jump.” So the next day, people came from all over the world to try to get this elephant to jump. There were even…
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Rooster and Owl
in JokesWhat do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A cock that stays up all night!
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A Paradox or a Trick?
in JokesPlease answer yes or no to this question. Is your answer “no”? Hint: This is under trick, remember. Answer: Yes or no.
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The Old Proverb
in Jokes“Don’t be afraid of the dog,” said the lady to young Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’” “Yes,” replied young Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?”
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Chickens, Cows, Ducks, and Roads
in JokesJoe:Why did the cow cross the road? Bob:The chicken quit. Joe:why did the chicken quit? Bob: He wanted a job that would give him more buck-buck-bucks. Joe: Hey! Why is why is that duck crossing the road? Bob: I don’t know. Maybe the cow qu- Hey! Why am I talking to you? I don’t even…